gab my blabster, bashers

A term of endearment towards hookers that one frequently visits.

This is because every one knows that after having continual sexual intercourse (for hours on end) a repetitive "gab, gab" of a wet sound is created. It is also well known that many men like to eat melted cheese while visiting hookers, so they pronounce hookers as "bashers" and their "dickster", namely their penis, as a "blabster." Scientists in nothern russia estimate that this phrase is used most commonly by homosexually-inclined eskimos.
"Yeah! Ready to gab my blabster, bashers? The usual, $30."
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bate bay body bashers

2017 whomp off Australia champions. A bodysurfing club based in the bate Bay Area of Cronulla that do weekly meet ups every Sunday at 7:30am
Let’s go to gate 8 and bodysurf with the bate bay body bashers this Sunday
by Corey sainsbury November 20, 2018
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gab my blabster, bashers

A term of endearment towards hookers that one frequently visits.

This is because every one knows that after having continual sexual intercourse (for hours on end) a repetitive "gab, gab" of a wet sound is created. It is also well known that many men like to eat melted cheese while visiting hookers, so they pronounce hookers as "bashers" and their "dickster", namely their penis, as a "blabster." Scientists in nothern russia estimate that this phrase is used most commonly by homosexually-inclined eskimos.
"Yeah! Ready to gab my blabster, bashers? The usual, $30."
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The Brooklyn Basher

A pencil holder that has broken pencils in one end rolled up and made into a Gucci belt to beat your kiddos
Damn kids are about to get the brooklyn basher
by ElectronPlayz Twitch.Tv October 15, 2018
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The real basher masher

The real Basher Masher.
Commonly said by the real Basher Masher.
He shows them bash.
"Bash, Miss Donnelly!"
"BASH out"
"I'm gonna show you bash"
"You're the real basher masher"
"I'm the real bash"
"Bash!"
"Gooooooooood, bash, bash!"
by Quandale Dingle Here September 29, 2022
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Bing Basher

Someone who expresses dislike toward Microsoft's Bing browser. A Bing Basher believes that Bing is not as good as Google for browsing the web. Bing Bashers may have a bias against anything produced by Microsoft. Rage may ensue after a Bing Basher has found that you have changed their homepage or search engine to Bing.
Stop being a Bing Basher you oblivious Google fanboy!
by racergamer February 23, 2015
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Raisin Basher

A woman who has a severe hate for a man with "Raisin sized testicles".
Did you hear about jannet crushing that pathetic mans raisins? I think i'll call her "raisin basher".
by KnowBalls February 22, 2009
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