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Police sergeant- What does he look like?
Rose- He looks distinguished

Onslow -He looks like a barmpot.
Police sergeant- Can you narrow that down a bit? Does he have any distinguishing features?
Onslow -He was carrying a bucket and spade. Daisy- He was going to the seaside.
Police sergeant- With his bucket and spade....
Onslow- I told you, barmpot
Barmpot by Random Stooge May 28, 2018
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A kast with a huge dump truck and a slong bigger then argjend’s slong and a master at trading
Barnjot by Usman the arkitekt November 24, 2021
Old fashioned word used in the north of England to describe a person who is mischievous or clowning around. Often proceeded with an adjective; silly/daft
Stop running in the house, you're gonna break summat ya silly barmpot

Young boy: "Were you there at Jesus's crucifixion Nan?"
Old woman: "Don't be daft you cheeky barmpot"
Barmpot by BBMonkeyMan December 15, 2021

barpothesis 

Drunk Dave argued with his friends for hours about why his team would win the football match tomorrow. Unfortunately, his barpothesis did not hold up the next day.
barpothesis by prik kee noo November 30, 2022
A form of honeypot designed specifically to get users banned—a server, community, or group created to attract, provoke, and then report rule-breakers. A banpot might present itself as a debate forum, a political discussion group, or a support community, but its real purpose is to generate ban-worthy behavior. Moderators encourage conflict, look the other way at provocation, then swoop in when the target finally snaps. The banpot is a trap: enter, be provoked, react, be banned. The creators enjoy the game; the victims never knew they were playing.
Example: "The 'free speech' server seemed ideal for open discussion. But every conversation was mined, every conflict escalated, every slip screenshotted. The server was a banpot—designed to attract people who would eventually say something ban-worthy, then report them to the platform. Users came for debate; they left banned, not knowing the game was rigged."
Banpot by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 18, 2026