A store that sells over priced books, And gives its self all the credit for wide spread reading in america in the 20th century, in its employee manual.
by uberalles December 3, 2004
Synonymous with the action of dropping a deuce due to the fact that the Barnes and Noble bathrooms are so well kept up that the famed bookstore is the place to go if one ever needs to pinch a loaf in public.
by Dizzle72 July 14, 2011
A place that will wait until you’ve found something you like, and then make you need to shit violently. You also will not be able to locate the bathroom.
“Hey dude! Come look at this book on the 34th rule of the inter—ah fuck I really need to shit hold on”
“I swear man everyone always needs to shit when they go in Barnes and Noble”
“I swear man everyone always needs to shit when they go in Barnes and Noble”
by 1-2-buckle my shoe April 29, 2023
Jim: "Hey, Ted, i was thinking about going to a Barnes and Nobles to get some Choose Your Own Adventure books."
Ted: "Do you want to go to the one off of Central or the one down by Alice's place?"
Jim: "No, i was thinking about going to the Borders where the movie theater used to be"
Ted: "Really? I didn't know there was a Starbucks in there."
Ted: "Do you want to go to the one off of Central or the one down by Alice's place?"
Jim: "No, i was thinking about going to the Borders where the movie theater used to be"
Ted: "Really? I didn't know there was a Starbucks in there."
by alfonsothepirate February 15, 2008
A restroom where you walk in and there’s this guy in there on the phone talking about eating a Starbucks sandwich while on the toilet, so you cough to let him know your in there and he hangs up but then immediately answers another phone call (which kind of defeats the purpose but whatever) and says “hey is Richie still in jail? Can they trace it back to me” and the girl on the phone says “how the fuck should I know Jared?” And he says “I remember our history together how do I know I can trust you” and she says “I’m a lot of things Jared but a liar isn’t one of them” and he says “I CANT GO BACK TO JAIL” and then you just give up and slowly back out of the restroom
“Hey Ben I heard a lot of commotion go on in the Barnes and Noble Restroom are you ok?” “Yeah I’m fine I found a Starbucks sandwich in there so I’m no longer hungry”
by Overlord of Ducks April 6, 2021
This is what inebriated 40 something males refer to Barnes and Noble's Bookstores. (Usually said with a Californian surfer accent.)
42 Yr old loser 1) Hey Bro, where could I find a good Surf Mag without going all the way to the grocery store?
41 Yr old loser 2) Dude! Barnes Y Nobles Bro, Where else would we go?
41 Yr old loser 2) Dude! Barnes Y Nobles Bro, Where else would we go?
by El Whys'ass February 10, 2011
Using college, or "high speed" words in normal conversation in an attempt to sound smarter than you really are.
by Engram68w October 15, 2011