Term defining someone who habitually travels to Guitar Shops solely to waste the time of the employees. Short for 'Time Bandit'. Asks multiple questions about the intricasies of all types of gear, often for hours on end, only to leave without purchasing anything. Tell tale signs are as follows:
Long Hair, and or strange hairstyle not seen since the 70's
Used to play in various bands, once again in the 70's
Facial hair, especially a mustache that hangs below the lower lip
Lack of daytime employment
Guitar skills are limited to pentatonic licks in E minor
Camoflauge and/or orange hunting hats
Automatic response to untagged item is 'it must be free'
Typically is coming in to obtain free knowledge that often takes years to acquire.
Long Hair, and or strange hairstyle not seen since the 70's
Used to play in various bands, once again in the 70's
Facial hair, especially a mustache that hangs below the lower lip
Lack of daytime employment
Guitar skills are limited to pentatonic licks in E minor
Camoflauge and/or orange hunting hats
Automatic response to untagged item is 'it must be free'
Typically is coming in to obtain free knowledge that often takes years to acquire.
by Johnny McGuitar Store January 19, 2010
An initiation ritual common in parts of Massachusetts, The person to be initiated is held down by two conspirators, as the 3rd man surprises the victim with a thumb up the BUM.
After receiving the full brunt of the Bandit, Little Tommy was unable to sit down for 5 days, He also developed a compulsion for keeping his back against the wall.
by Guy Incognito July 01, 2003
(1) A pussy hog
(2) A Asshole
(3) A guy you despise, although, you are attracted highly
(4) A Boy who will steal your girlfriend
(5) A boy who'll fuck anything that walks
(6) A Bi kid
(7) A Very naughty boy
(2) A Asshole
(3) A guy you despise, although, you are attracted highly
(4) A Boy who will steal your girlfriend
(5) A boy who'll fuck anything that walks
(6) A Bi kid
(7) A Very naughty boy
Girl1: THAT BANDIT STOLE MY VIRGINATY!
Girl2: He's such a assbandit!
Girl3: I swear he screwed my best friend!
Girl4: He's like a Drug..i know i shouldn't be with him....but i'm additced to him!
Guy: That buttfucker stole my girlfriend!
Girl2: He's such a assbandit!
Girl3: I swear he screwed my best friend!
Girl4: He's like a Drug..i know i shouldn't be with him....but i'm additced to him!
Guy: That buttfucker stole my girlfriend!
by Silver Eyes April 26, 2009
by DocLove November 16, 2003
Generally aimed in the UK towards those who annoy you and piss you off.
Also found around the world:
Spanish - "el bandito..."
French - "le bandite..."
Also in other context, "bandit" can be attached to other words eg.
arse-bandit
Also found around the world:
Spanish - "el bandito..."
French - "le bandite..."
Also in other context, "bandit" can be attached to other words eg.
arse-bandit
by Jules May 25, 2004
A 'Red-Eyed Bandit' is a stoner who looks really high, dopey and red eye'd from smoking chronic. ANYONE can tell that a 'red-eyed bandit' is on drug's.
by Diego August 17, 2003
Jan 17 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose