One of the best guys you could ever meet. Sweet, handsome, witty and funny, Baltazar has a natural charm which makes everyone love him. Your life is incomplete without a Baltazar.
Always true and honest with the girls, he never takes anyone for granted. No matter what happens, he will stick by his girl and never leave her side. She will be the luckiest girl on the planet.
Always true and honest with the girls, he never takes anyone for granted. No matter what happens, he will stick by his girl and never leave her side. She will be the luckiest girl on the planet.
by seashell101 September 9, 2012
by Barney12345 December 8, 2007
Similar to the Dirty Sanchez; a close relative. After kindly removing the fingers from the anus, the person then goes in for the swipe but gets his thumb caught in either a necklace or shirt collar and the poop swipe goes straight to the neck resulting in a Dirty Baltazar.
Everything was going swell when my thumb caught on to her necklace and I gave her a Dirty Baltazar instead.
by bekind.rewind. October 9, 2013
by TouchMeNot October 19, 2021
Claudia baltazar. is a hehe
by Sydneysanderssss September 17, 2019
Baltazar IS the definition of a turbo incel that fantasizes about fucking his anime waifus. Baltazar's twitter feed only consists of underage anime girls that he dreams about fucking one day, sadly that day will never arrive. Baltazar is also one of the worst gamers out there. The exact opposite of TobiTheG4m3r who is a HARDCORE GAMER. As a result of being a horrible gamer no one really wants to play anything with him so he resorts to playing singleplayer virgincore incel games only. An example of a singleplayer virgincore incel game is Genshin impact. Baltazar has spent a lot of dough on Genshin impact along with his anime figurines that he uses when jacking off. Lastly Baddie Baltazar had a instagram fan account but sadly it got taken down by the opps.
Random person: AYO who fucked this underage anime girl???
Baddie Baltazar: Uhm.. I-I did. B-but she said she was 13 a-and thats above the age of consent in Japan! *proud*
Random person 2: NAHH BALTAZAR WILDIN' IN DIS BIH
Baddie Baltazar: Uhm.. I-I did. B-but she said she was 13 a-and thats above the age of consent in Japan! *proud*
Random person 2: NAHH BALTAZAR WILDIN' IN DIS BIH
by BigBoyDaCool May 25, 2023