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ball fondler

1st example:
Questionable male: "I went to a ballet last night and it was pretty cool."

Non-questionable male: "What are you a fuckin' ball fondler?"

2nd example: "Rock Hudson was a ball fondler."
by Bob "Fuckin'" Martin October 29, 2007
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Schrodinger’s Ball-Fondler

A transphobe that wants to make a scene but isn’t sure whether or not someone is trans until they have someone take off their pants.
“Well you look like a tranny so why don’t you stop using the REAL women’s restroom!” “Lol whatever schrodinger’s ball-fondler” - woman who may or may not be transgender.
by RedVelvet_HomoMuffin June 27, 2021
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Texas Ball Fondler

A notorious criminal who caused mayhem in southeast Texas throughout the 1970s. The Ball Fondler was known to violently grab the sack of men in the greater Houston area, and disappear without a trace. His victims were usually men who were wearing short, baggy clothing, with easier access to the victim’s plums. With no motive, no leads, and no suspects, the ball fondler was never caught, and remains on the run to this day
Dude, you better take off those baggy shorts before we get to Houston, the Texas ball fondler might get you
by Overknown April 1, 2024
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Ball Fondlers

Exclusive Toxic Whatsapp group leaded by a small black boy that lives in Norway born in South Africa.

This group can and have been the downfall of countless people and even schools
Did you see what happened to our school's wiki page?

Yea man i heard it was the ball fondlers.

Isint that the cult that made Dieter go mad bro?

Yea its them
by Trusted teller 69 October 5, 2018
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ballfondler

Where you fondle upon his balls. And is a ball massager. They slather oil on your balls and dip it in chocolate cream. And enjoy. :)
Fondle my balls bitch”
Give me the ballfondler 9000 papi”
by Anolehairy September 30, 2020
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Ballfondler

Ballfondler is a legendary guy, he struck fear into the heart of the vicious Jerma985 by saying “he’s going to shove and entire baseball up his ass.” Jerma was utterly terrified when he saw him in the hit game AMONG US (vr) Ballfondler left the game when Jerma wasn’t looking, causing him to be so stressed he mistook a vending machine for a chrewmate. Ballfondler hasn’t been seen since
FREE BALLFONDLER YOU SICK FUCK!!!
by The-Red-Thing December 4, 2022
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