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Ball blaster 

A high-volume fart that is so powerful it propels your junk forward, painfully slapping the parts against your belly or thigh.
To perform a ball blaster, put on loose-fitting boxers (or nothing at all), get in a reclining position, spread your legs, brace for the pain, and let it rip. Hard.
Ball blaster by Rabbi Jimbob September 14, 2015

Ball Blaster 6 

Hey billy, have you played Ball Blaster 6 yet?

the ball blaster 

While receiving head the women slowly makes her way down and proceeds to bite the mans balls
the ball blaster by the thing4356 February 7, 2014

dingey ball blister 

A blister that forms on a males testicles after sitting in his dingey tighty whiteys and creating lumps and sores from the caked and moistened fecal matter ther is suck on them.
That homeless dude has been sitting in his shit forever. I bet you he has enormous dingey ball blisters!
dingey ball blister by Gynah head January 7, 2009

Ballblaster 

1. A toy that shoots balls.

2. When you unexpectedly get hit in the balls/testes.

3. When a person gives oral pleasure to your testicles.
1. I got a new ballblaster that shoots googolplex balls/second!

2. During my negotiations in Sparta, King Leonidas unexpectedly ballblasted me with his boot.

3. A hobo at the bus station gave be an exquisite ballblaster for an old dimebag.
Ballblaster by T4rd January 12, 2008

BallBaster

1. Somebody who likes to coat balls with saliva using their own tounge.

2. Someone who loves to lick balls "testicals."
1. "My girlfriend is such a BallBaster."

2. "Damn your suck a good BallBaster."
BallBaster by Jordan Pappi February 22, 2009