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ball balls

The strange occurance of a male having three testicles.
Dude, I never knew you had ball balls!
by Lois February 19, 2004
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The urbanely mystical colloquialism for a Christmas bauble. Refers back to the Wanglo Saxon term for double take where a festive reveller, often with narcolepsy or amnesia, would see decorations and for one reason or another need a second glance, or squint.
I wish my ball balls was a bit shinier, squire.

Please refer me to your local ball balls procurer for my tree is bare and my famalam is on the way.
by Prince Raygun January 1, 2017
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Ball to Balls Contact

When you’re playing a sport that uses a ball and it hits your scrotum
Guy: Oh shit! The basketball just hit me right in the balls!
Guy 2: That’s Ball to Balls Contact right there!
by StudMastaFlex34 April 2, 2022
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a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.
Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"
by Joey Jordison April 11, 2007
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ball ball dick

The words one must utter while playing Call of Duty Black Ops | when the Trey arch logo appears on screen indicating a player must patiently wait an undefined amount of time for the game to progress.

The phrase describes the look of the Trey arch logo as it cycles repeatedly in its modified toroidal circular pattern to indicate something VERY important is happening in the background. The logo gives a player a visual prompt to utter an audible update to other players in their party to ensure they are made aware of a delay in game play.

It’s customary for players in a COD party to repeat, "Ball Ball Dick" over and over to ensure other party members can take appropriate action (e.g. crack open a beer, get more Cheetos, replace controller batteries, scratch one’s ass, etc.) The phrase is most effective in a sentence, "I'm being Ball Ball Dicked right now. Hopefully I can rejoin your party soon!"

For brevity, a TLA-version "BBD" can be used to provide faster conveyance of one’s status to other players and this approach is highly useful for out-of-band communication (e.g. text/SMS, Skype, smoke signals, etc.) when Xbox Live chat services are unavailable.

While the phrase refers to the wait-time in COD |, it can also be liberally used to describe other situations when one must wait an unknown amount of time (i.e. DMV; Proctologist’s office; While waiting for someone to finish taking a shit).
Son --- of --- a --- bitch!!!! I'm being BALL BALL DICKED again?!?!? Hopefully I can rejoin my goddam Call of Duty party soon! Damn you Treyarch....Damn you to Hell!
by Doug6ft3 July 13, 2016
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ball ball you

meaning "please, I beg of you", which is "球球你(求求你)" translated verbatim.

A humorous Chinese internet slang used for begging.
- Can can need. Ball ball you.
- Show show way!

- Her name plz! Ball ball you!
by NotVeryJoe May 5, 2023
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