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Bake and Flake 

when you get high and then flake on someone you made plans with. Can be reversed and used as "Flake and Bake" at which point you flake on someone and then get high.

in some rare instances one could use the term "Bake and Flake" when one is going to get high and then scrape/flake paint off of a building or whatever.
I was gonna go kick it with "the GF" but then I got high. Classic Bake and Flake.

I don't feel like picking Cracky up at the airport. Sorry bro, time to smoke some herb instead... I don't flake and bake often, but Cracky would understand.
Bake and Flake by abbycdiddy September 30, 2009

Bake and Flake 

1. When someone shows up to a social event for the day or night, smokes at the start, and bails
2. When someone has plans, smokes at home instead, and skips the plans
"Yeah he was going tot eh movie with us but he just showed, smoked, and left. He bake and flaked"
Bake and Flake by Dr. Wordsdoctor December 8, 2018

Flake and Bake 

When you have a stoner friend who flakes out on you to go get stoned by themselves or with other stoners.
We were going to hang out but he'll probably just flake and bake... again.
Flake and Bake by philia summer February 18, 2012

flake and bake 

smoking some herb in the snow
Fuck class, it's time to flake and bake
flake and bake by jfclay March 11, 2008

Bake and Fake

Getting a tan through any means other than using natural sun light. Usually pertaining to tanning beds and trying to pass it off as the real thing
Dude, is that a fake tan?
What? I don't go tanning
Bake and Fake
Bake and Fake by Silent Ray February 18, 2009

Fake and Bake 

A tan that has been took TOO FAR. These are the people that tan five times a week and still complain that theyre 'Too pale' You'll Often find these people wiht heavy makeup that makes then look almost like a Ritz crackers with some unknown spread. These people are also known to get skin-cancer and still think it was worth it.
Guy1:"Dude...That Lady...She's so...Tan.?"
Guy2:"Thats Abby...Shes tans twice a day... I think she baths in tanning oil..."
Guy1:"How can people even stand getting a Fake and Bake...? You look soo..."
Guy2:"Creepy.?"
Guy1:"Exactly..."
Fake and Bake by DuhLindsey July 2, 2009
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