Bagel Boy

Noun
1. When something dangerous is hidden as something pleasant: like a bagel boy running to an army base with a bag of bagels. Originated from an elderly couple waling at night.

A bagel boy just blew up a military base, but don't worry, he must have bagels!!!

by Boy with too much time September 26, 2018

Bagel Boy

A young Jewish man.

"Hey Bagel Boy.....fetch me a Latka"

by Die Die Cobra Kai May 21, 2009

Bagel Boy

A slang or slander term for professional skateboarder Tony Hawk

Did you another endorsement Bagel Boy signed?

by paul baloff October 18, 2017

Bagel Boy

A retarded person who greatly enjoys bagels.

Peter, you bagel boy

by BagelBoy29 May 14, 2019

Bagel Boy

A boy in multiple choirs; very proud of his bagel legacy, though not necessarily a big fan of bagel puns; gives lovely hugs occasionally; enjoys dramatic musical displays, especially in hallways.

Bagel Boy ran singing down the hall.

by discordance June 20, 2015

bagel boi

Like a fuck boi except he gives you bagels. Probably will enjoy bagels by himself without your company. Gives bagels to other girls. Probably a cutie but should not be trusted. Trap him down and get his bagels. Don't plays his bagel games, you can do better.

He probably needs to level up into a bagel daddy.

"Man, bagel bois be hella thirsty"

"I tried to get in with this bagel boi but he wasn't having it."

by Feasibly Awesome June 05, 2017

Bagel Boi

Noice lookin bagel 🥯 🔥

That bagel boi is looking toasted today (toasty)

by Skfndkfidnfkdiwkflsijsfk January 17, 2019