N. A bag--can be paper or plastic (or even a burlap sack)--filled with various shapes, sizes, and colors of disembodied/severed penises; commonly used to describe an unattractive situation or proposition
person A: Did you get married yet?
person B: No. My fiancee ran off with my best friend.
person A: That's a bag of dicks.
person B: No. My fiancee ran off with my best friend.
person A: That's a bag of dicks.
by Rossi 46 February 12, 2009
When a guy is being a complete asshole
by chriss91 May 30, 2015
by gina07 August 12, 2007
A man who is such a dick, he isn't just a dick, he is a bag of dicks.
by AlohaTaco November 24, 2016
by derpinferp October 11, 2011
A hysterical anonymous prank you can send from the company Ship Your Enemies Glitter (shipyourenemiesglitter.com) to someone you love or hate.
by RustyDoggers September 9, 2023
When a bunch of your friends are pissing you off, you may wish to suggest that they consume bags of dick.
My friend Josh from Van City was being a grammar Nazi, suggesting that my poetry was not up to snuff. As a Master of the English language, I took his suggestion under advisement and promptly told him he should eat many bags of dick.
by 1truegugger January 20, 2015