A phrase uttered in such rage that telling another human being to suck a dick would not convey the full intent of the speaker. Generally used sarcastically in return to blatant sarcasm, resulting in a perpetual cycle of bag-eating.
Commonly abbreviated as "eat a bag" or simply "a bag."
Commonly abbreviated as "eat a bag" or simply "a bag."
by Neonatrias November 1, 2009
Based on the principle that if a mouth is full, can no longer spout stupid and annoying words; shut the fuck up
Andrew, that had to be the stoopidest thing I ever heard. Eat a bag of dick and get the fooke out my house.
by steelingmyheart December 3, 2004
You were late and u still left before us, Eat a bag of dicks
-adding an exclamation point helps to intensify this comment
Your paycheck is bigger then mine,
maybe if u actually worked!
Eat a bag of dicks!!!!
-adding an exclamation point helps to intensify this comment
Your paycheck is bigger then mine,
maybe if u actually worked!
Eat a bag of dicks!!!!
by Eric Dauteuil May 13, 2006
My ex-girlfriend is a punching bag for dicks.
by Scott Steffens March 7, 2008
Bag O' Dicks = Contains multiple meanings in certain contexts
A phrase demonstrating the "speaker" wants to issue more than just his penis for sucking to the receiver.
Worse than "Suck a Dick," "Bag o' Dicks" refers to sucking more than one.
This phrase can also refer to the way one looks in a negative fashion. He looks like a "Bag o' Dicks."
The sub-skill that one shows in sports: "He is playing like a Bag o' Dicks."
Bag o' Dicks can also stand in for key cuss-words such as bullshit, fuck, god damn it, and son of a bitch.
A phrase demonstrating the "speaker" wants to issue more than just his penis for sucking to the receiver.
Worse than "Suck a Dick," "Bag o' Dicks" refers to sucking more than one.
This phrase can also refer to the way one looks in a negative fashion. He looks like a "Bag o' Dicks."
The sub-skill that one shows in sports: "He is playing like a Bag o' Dicks."
Bag o' Dicks can also stand in for key cuss-words such as bullshit, fuck, god damn it, and son of a bitch.
Brian: (Stubs his toe and yells) Bag o' Dicks!!!!
Brian: (Watching the Sixers play) Jesus, these guys are playing like a Bag o' Dicks.
Brian: Is that a Bag o' Dicks in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Brian: Whats wrong, you been sucking a Bag o' Dicks recently?
Brian: Bag O' Mothafuckin Dicks!
Brian: (Watching the Sixers play) Jesus, these guys are playing like a Bag o' Dicks.
Brian: Is that a Bag o' Dicks in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Brian: Whats wrong, you been sucking a Bag o' Dicks recently?
Brian: Bag O' Mothafuckin Dicks!
by Yes, Its Brian February 12, 2008
A colloquialism expressing rejection of a person or idea based on it's merits. Usually in response to a disparaging remark, or as a derogatory characterization of the subject.
Well, you can eat a bag of dicks.
by hawleyal July 25, 2011
Hey Nick, how mad are you?
I'm as mad as a soggy bag of dicks
Nick nick nick
What a crazy guy
Went to work
Soggy bag of dicks
I'm as mad as a soggy bag of dicks
Nick nick nick
What a crazy guy
Went to work
Soggy bag of dicks
by DDbja December 14, 2013