1 adj. One who watches you play any video game, and tells you what to do while playing. When you lose they often blame it on you and call you a noob or mock you.
Lewis: Left, left, go left! keep your crosshairs up, crouch, crouch DAMNIT CROUCH

*Evan gets killed*

Evan: Guy... what the fuck? Lewis you're such a backseat gamer.
by Atlec November 9, 2005
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when a weird kid is watching you play a game and critiques your every move.
Ex.
boy 1: *plays call of duty*
boy 2: you freaking suck. how did you not see the guy to the left? oh my gosh you you are so bad
boy 1: sick, thanks for the tips
yo get the crap out of my room, I am trying to game , stop backseat gaming and leave me alone.
by brewys June 7, 2016
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1. a passenger in the back seat of the car who criticizes the driver

2. anyone who offers unwanted advice
Stop being such a backseat driver. You will only make things worse.
by Light Joker December 15, 2005
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A backseat nigga is dumb ass nigga that rides in the backseat because you can’t fuckin stand him in the front seat.
Yo get in the back bruh
Why
Cuz u is a backseat nigga
by Papichulo.no April 10, 2019
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Substantiating the widespread belief that all Mexican men are bisexual when given enough tequila, the term refers to an otherwise heterosexual mariachi performer's unexpected enthusiasm for anal penetration by another man.
Jorge was the picture of machismo until his fifth shot of Cuervo-- then it was all backseat sombrero for the rest of the night.
by Sprinkles-n-Dribbles March 20, 2012
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A message board user who, though they do not actually hold the position of moderator, has some twisted sense of duty which they feel they must fulfill. This user seems to believe that the moderator is a retarded monkey that needs to be led around by the hand and told which threads need to be locked or deleted.

The backseat moderator can often be seen jumping up and down and frantically waving their arms, trying to draw attention to a thread which surely is offensive and stupid to the highest degree and must be locked immediately. In reality, the real moderator has probably looked at the topic and seen nothing which crosses the line.

The backseat moderator may also be a backseat administrator, letting everyone know which users need to be banned. Though the backseat moderator is irritating, there is nothing which can be done unless the real authority on the board takes matters into its own hands, and ejects them from the board in a hilarious example of irony.
"This topic is dumb. Lock it please!"
"Ban this guy, he's a moron!"
by RealGTX June 29, 2005
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a woman who gives that good suck in the backseat of a red porsche in an alleyway at dusk
Ayyy mate i found a right good lass n she became a backseat bandit it was amazing
by terrry woowow January 17, 2020
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