A Christmas tree exceeding no more than 4 feet in height and $10 per foot. Purely symbolic. On Christmas morning any presents placed under the tree are stored and then transported to the closest relatives house who has a real family. The only gift to one's self under a bachelor tree is a case of beer.
by sssshake December 14, 2014
The act of putting a moment on tinder asking for a girl to accompany you somewhere, especially a formal or funeral, and agree to multiple women coming (preferably more than four) and then line them up out the front of the venue, and give a corsage to one of them, mimicking the television show the Bachelor.
Trimmer: Hey, bro who you taking to formal
Bruce: I don't know yet, probably just gonna do a tinder bachelor
Dunphy: Yeah good op, I'm chucking the same
Bruce: I don't know yet, probably just gonna do a tinder bachelor
Dunphy: Yeah good op, I'm chucking the same
by FlyDude November 5, 2015
In Chinese society and that single men reaching a certain age will often be labeled as either "golden bachelors", specifically over the age of 30.
by DeKKa Mill July 19, 2023
by murray1972 February 7, 2014
The modern English word "stupid" has a broad range of application, from being slow of mind (indicating a lack of intelligence, care or reason), dullness of feeling or sensation (torpidity, senseless, insensitivity), or lacking interest or point (vexing, exasperating).
Short for involuntary celibacy, incel refers to an internet subculture of men who blame women for the fact that they are not having sex.
Short for involuntary celibacy, incel refers to an internet subculture of men who blame women for the fact that they are not having sex.
Chris The Bachelor is an incel
by tinychatjumpinchat December 11, 2020
This national addiction to a reality TV show threatens to overtake the popularity of the Melbourne cup.
Don't believe it? There's a Sportsbet on the contestants of 2019.
Don't believe it? There's a Sportsbet on the contestants of 2019.
Yolanda: "Research shows that The Bachelor and the rest of reality television has good nutritional value, contrary to popular belief. It makes you feel like you're better than the people on those shows."
*sits down on the couch at 7pm to watch people locked in a mansion fighting each other*
*sits down on the couch at 7pm to watch people locked in a mansion fighting each other*
by fuelledbysatan August 15, 2019
Instead of filming the suits and all the formal shit, the parties, the socializing and the things that make the bachelors in the show look like important, grown up people, they should film the show in the guy's mother's house to show people how uninteresting his life really is in behind the scenes, raw footage.
by The Original Agahnim July 29, 2021