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colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra 

Damn it's cold out here!
Yeah, it's colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra!

It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow 

when it's colder than eskimo p*ssy.
Snooty: hey bro, is it cold outside? Bout to head to work
Spence: Well g*dammit I reckon it's colder than a witches' titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow
Snooty: True

It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow: when it's cold.

brass brazilians

Poker Term - Brass Brazilians:

The top hand - Another name for a full house, also known as 'the nuts. '

Metaphorical: the best there is
Bryan: „I can’t engage with marginal junk. Not now. What I need is the Brass Brazilians.“ (Billions S4E9)
brass brazilians by Axe December 30, 2021

Brass male 

Brass male never fails, always sought after no braaaps just laughter, just here to have fun and make new words with banter.
Never a ranter.
Always in stylish drip and always got a full pip.

Bare ladies want him nuff men want her their just happy hanging out together.
Wow i really wish my husband was a Brass Male
Brass male by Baroness Brass April 28, 2021

oxidized brass instrument 

When a male gets his anus tongued from behind while simultaneously having his meat yanked. The first oxidized brass instrument originated in Florence, Italy between Ms. Lisa and Mr. da Vinci. Historians believe the frown on Mona Lisa is a result of the oxidation from the direct contact of Leonardo da Vinci’s butthole with her lips. Also see Rusty Trombone
Susan took her son to the antique shop and gave him an oxidized brass instrument.

Brass Goblin 

Someone who collects/steals your empty cases whilst your still shooting, with zero consideration of whether your going to collect them to reload yourself.
I was shooting my new 6.5CM only to turn around and catch this Brass Goblin with his tote catching my brass out of the air!
Brass Goblin by Hunt Shoot Offroad September 17, 2020