BP was a large multi-national oil driller and refiner whose future is uncertain as of June of 2010. Many theories abound as to why this foreign company was in a position to unleash such wholesale devastation of the American Gulf coast region. Nothing has been mentioned so far as to the notion of revenge.
In 1773, the Boston Tea Party (no connection to the Teabaggers, who have representation if they get off their fat asses and go vote) set the stage for the Revolutionary War. The colonists were pissed that they had to pay tax to the British Empire without any voting representation. Great Britain had been known forever for occupying, taxing, pilaging and plundering territories and soverign nations as it saw fit. Under those stiff British upper lips they were muttering one big "fuck you" to the rest of the world. Gradually over the centuries, the once powerful empire withered away until just about all they were left with was warm beer and Fergie.
Oh yeah, they're also pissed at us because we murdered John Lennon and that sealed the fate on any possible Beatles reunion.
Why does the stench of millions of barrels of crude oil that BP has dumped into the Gulf of Mexico smell like payback for the Boston Tea Party?
by pelicanellie June 9, 2010
A bp is the abbreviated way of saying "Bush Pig". This is typically used when you see a fat female who is an extreme bogan or redneck that is not at all desirable. Someone that typically not city folk and lives in the outer suburbs. They're easy to tell because they're usually loud mouthed "animal" like creatures. The last thing you want is to be seen near BPs when you go out as it sends a signals to other women that you're undesirable.
"See that woman by the bar there? She's a real BP mate, stay the fuck away from her. She'll eat you alive"
"That group of BPs are fucking looking

Did ya see Hepburn? He took that bp Courtney home the other week, ughhh

Good luck with those BPs mate, you're going to need it!

Mitch, what are you doing with those 1/10 BPs mate?
by bushpighunter February 16, 2021
abbreviation for butt piss (chronic diarrhea that literally shoots from the rear in liquid form). In Oregon trail days it would have been a prime indicator of the onslaught of dysentary. Often accompanied by machine gun like fart sequences. Also occurs when subjected to an extremely low carb diet. Food (or remnants of it) may be semi-identifiable when the process is completed. If ignored, may result in a hardcore shart.
I'm going to have to refrain from Long John Silver's tonight because I really don't want to have a BP attack while we're at the bar.

I'm sorry but I really need you to cover for me before this BP transitions into a shart.
by sarah Binny July 11, 2008
An ejaculation resembling the BP oil leak in force, total volume and duration.
During sex yesterday, I decided to ejaculate on my girlfriend and I totally BP'd her; the entire roll of paper towels wasn't enough clean her off.
by The Jaliactica January 19, 2011
"Dude, you're low on petrol, there's a BP there why don't you fill up?"
by Soiled Undergarment August 13, 2003
Much dirtier replacement for the word fuck.
How could you BP up that one so badly?

BP you!

Why the BP did you get back together with psycho-boy?
by thistlebottom June 26, 2010