Black Dragon

A adjective synonymous with idiot, stupidity, and rampant ADHD. Sometimes used as a noun when something is FUBARed.

Dave: I’m going bust a nut at the local Domino’s.

Brian: You better not.
Dave: I’m only joking!
Brian: Well, you have black dragon tendencies, so I wouldn’t put it past you.

by HushHush11 September 28, 2022

Black Dragon

Slang for someone who is using the drug oxycontin. It's really hot right now.
See: Oxycontin

They were all on the black dragon when they tried to steal that shit

by 2318Tres November 14, 2005

black dragon

Its when a man poops in the girls mouth, then he will smack her in the back of the head to make the poop flow out of her nose like a dragon.

Veronica and I made a black dragon last night and she got poop all over herself.

by Harris Benson April 25, 2006

black dragon

A term used to describe an asian person, or group of asians who walk around school next to each other, sagging their pants, wearing helly/hansen or northface coats, and with camelback backpacks.
Thus named because they thing their black, and act black in every way, except for they're absolutely asian.

CAITLIN: Why are those kids all dressed the same and waddling like they're pregnant?
NATHAN: Oh, don't worry...it's just the black dragons.

by Caitlin Perry June 12, 2008

Black Dragon

black male's large dick. must be at least 7 & 1/2 inches

Double D showed his black dragon at show and tell and the teacher was impressed.

by Jeff Fring March 20, 2008

Black dragon

When a black guy fucks a white chick so fast the vagina heats up to an unbearable heat.

"He was going so fast I swear he was going to give me a black dragon!"

by The Maniacal Sponge May 17, 2016

black dragon level 227

Coins (16-1200), Dragon Medium Helmet (extra rare)(?), Rune Chain Mail (extremely rare), Rune 2 Handed Sword (rare), Rune Kite Shield (extremely rare), Rune Square Shield(extremely rare), Rune Legs (extremely rare), Rune Battle Axe, Rune Long Sword, Adamantite Plate Mail, Mithril Axe, Mithril 2H Sword, Mithril Battleaxe, Mithril Kite Shield, Mithril Square Shield, Black Hatchet, Rune Bar (1), Silver Notes (100), Adamantite Bars (1-2), Herbs, Chocolate Cake (1-2), Law Runes (3, 10 Or 30) Death Runes (3 Or 30), Fire Runes (50), Air Runes (50), Blood Runes (15), Half of a Key, Uncut Gems, Herbs, Treasure Trail Clue, 30 Adamantite Javelins (common), Chaos Talisman, Nature Talisman, Rune Knives (2), 16 Adamantite Darts(p), Cut Dragon Stone, Rune Spear, Dragon Spear (rare),and (67) Rune Arrows.

"hey look its a bla....ahahhhhhhh!"

by mark williams March 18, 2005