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birthday sex 

Obligation-free sex which happens on or around someone's birthday. Usually initiated by the birthday boy/girl's partner, and involving a mix of acts which more favour the birthday boy/girl's preferences.

The usual rules of reciprocation and mutual pleasure are temporarily suspended, and the birthday girl/boy is considered free to cum whenever and wherever the fuck they please.
Nah, can't come out tonight... I'm hoping for birthday sex.
birthday sex by evilbrent September 19, 2006
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birthday sex 

the best kind of sex and the best present ever. when your girlfriend/ boyfriend/ wife/ husband/ fiance/ your one night stand has sexual intercourse with you on your birthday
baby for my birthday this year I'd love to have birthday sex with you.

what are you doing on your birthday? sorry the mrs is coming over to give birthday sex
birthday sex by smoked fish February 17, 2017

birthday sex 

Guy:"do you want to have birthday sex?"
Girl:"you celebrating my parents having sex"

Birthday Sex 

When a person receives some fucky on there most special day
Chad : Happy Birthday baby I got you something close your eyes!
Kiersten: Oh Chad I love you what could it be?
Chad : AHHHHHHHH!
Kiersten: Wow it's your monster cock do I get some Birthday Sex?
Chad : Yes! Yes! Yes! Strip it down!
Kiersten: Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
Chad : Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Chad : AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Kiersten : Yummy!
Chad : Happy Birthday To You!
Birthday Sex by SlopNChop December 18, 2016

birthday sex 

its when you get some sucky or some fucky for your birthday, with no relationship needed
he got her poosy for his birthday, and theyre just friends
birthday sex by jhjsahdsa October 23, 2004

birthday sex 

A Miller Lite, Bud Light, or other light beer served in a bottle with one sip replaced with a shot or half shot of vanilla flavored vodka (Svedka, Smirnoff, Stoli, etc.) Put your thumb on the top and gently flip the bottle over to mix. Tastes like cupcakes.
how'd you get so fucked up on just bud light?

i was actually drinking birthday sex.
birthday sex by brokedownman July 19, 2010

birthday sex 

its THAT shit. birthday presents riii ahhhh iiiii de OUT
Liz got dat birthday sex when midnight hit.
birthday sex by Sir Cott August 25, 2009