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Big Hank 

The alpha male who shows up right before you're about to score an attractive woman's phone number and/or intimate favors. He's dapper, intelligent, hilarious, and usually independently wealthy.
Davis: So I get back from the bar with her 7th Appletini and there's this guy who's chatting her up about how he cried watching Dances with Wolves during his private chartered flight to Barcelona last week. She practically threw herself at him at that point!

Steele: Sounds like Big Hank showed up, my friend.
Big Hank by youshouldgetthatlookedat December 22, 2009
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Hank da bigfoot/big hank 

a person who is a total creeper or a perv and says weird sexual things. Someone who trys to hook up with lil boys by acting like someone there not on facebook. Basically a pedophile.
Chris: Yo this person paul daigler added me on facebook hes trying to act like a girl he wants me to come over.

Cody: dude dnt talk to big hank hes a creeper

Chris: Hank da bigfoot/big hank is a rapist

Big Bank Hank 

A guy who always has a large lump of money in his wallet or pockets.
James kept buying rounds in the club like he was "Big Bank Hank".
Big Bank Hank by Texrated January 21, 2010