Big Hank
The alpha male who shows up right before you're about to score an attractive woman's phone number and/or intimate favors. He's dapper, intelligent, hilarious, and usually independently wealthy.
Davis: So I get back from the bar with her 7th Appletini and there's this guy who's chatting her up about how he cried watching Dances with Wolves during his private chartered flight to Barcelona last week. She practically threw herself at him at that point!
Steele: Sounds like Big Hank showed up, my friend.
Steele: Sounds like Big Hank showed up, my friend.
Big Hank by youshouldgetthatlookedat December 22, 2009
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