beat my meat

To Masturbate, Jack off, choke your chicken

"what you doin?"

"Beatin my meat"

by Michael Hawkins April 8, 2005

Beat my meat

The act of masturbation but in different words to supposedly make the word sound less weird or awkward

Friend: Hey dude, watcha doin' up at 3:00am in the morning?
Other Guy: I'm up to beat my meat
Friend: Haha, yeahh....

by Fugma Balls August 25, 2018

Beat my Meat

Where you are eating a burger, and the meat has been finished before the bun has.

"Ahh Joe, I've beat my Meat !"

"Ahh not again!"

by goncamble October 31, 2019

beat my meat

beating of ones meat by one also known as jacking off

nick h: hey rossi what r u doing when u get home
rossi: i'm going to beat my meat while wacthing xxx

by anymnos 123 December 16, 2007

beat my meat

To play Meat Boy or Super Meat Boy.

I beat my meat for hours last night, it was super hard.

by Master of my Meat December 10, 2011

Beat my meat

When you enjoy meat like chicken nuggets or steak.

Mmmm, I love to “beat my meat”.

by bb.grl July 11, 2021

Beat my meat

When you beat your meat in the basement with a hammer... it may hurt boys😀😀😀

Guys come downstairs I beat my meat

by Daddy daddy bae November 26, 2018