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Bear's Ass

An individual, male or female, who has an extremely hairy ass. So hairy that it's like a thick beard from the pubic region, through the taint and up to the top of the ass crack.
How was your hook up last night with the chick you met on Tinder? She was hot broooohhh till I got them panties off and found a bear's ass. Nasty braaaahh. Did you hit it? Hell yea. She's a little matted and knotted up today.
by Eaton Holgoode March 7, 2017
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Darker than three feet up a black bear's ass

When I stumbled outta my Silverado when I got home, the light wasn't on so it was darker than three feet up a black bear's ass.
by bigballer6969 March 18, 2009
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Bears Ass and Cabbage

A sarcastic remark when one asks what is there to eat.
John: "Whats for super?"
Jake:"Bears ass and cabbage!"
by Tim Godsil October 11, 2007
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sassy bear

A sassy bear is a wild crazy creature mainly located in the eastern part of the US. A sassy bear is a very hungry obese white creature that does not like to be told what to do. If you ever come across a sassy bear beware. They are unlike anything you have ever crossed. 🐻
Oh shit! I think that is a sassy bear !
by Lisielu April 7, 2017
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