baseball bat

a very large blunt

hey call up mike and we can get some baseball bats

by ongekyume September 09, 2019

Baseball Bat

An object that was originally designed for use in a game called "Baseball", but is now primarily used for bashing in skulls.

Baseball Bats are typically made out of wood but the ones used in tee-ball are made out of some sort of metal and therefore are better for knocking someone's head off.

My wife was being a bitch so I went to the store to look for a baseball bat. I looked where the weapons were but couldn't find one.

Apparently they placed them in the sports section by accident.

by Bloodbath 87 March 06, 2009

Baseball Bat

An obnoxious and unforgivably large erection that's impossible to hide in any pair of pants. If you want to walk with a baseball bat, you have to use the old hand-in-pocket trick to hold it down.

- "Hey, man. Why'd you need to stay after class?"
- "I had a baseball bat. Needed to wait it out..."

by Yevs May 28, 2011

Baseball Bat

A good weapon to whack bastards and getting a revenge

Matt: Whoa dude, why did you just smacked him with a bat?

Harvey: That guy is a total douchebag, he spilled a soda in my head, and stole my bag and hid it in a dumpster. So I smashed him with my baseball bat to get a revenge.

by fakebash November 24, 2010

The Baseball Bat

A sex move where you repeatedly squeeze the cock and swing it into the forehead of a woman.

The baseball bat hurts very much.

by Bdhdid88dd April 08, 2020

Baseball Bat

A baseball bat is slang for a fat blunt filled with weed

It looks like a baseball bat cuz its brown and shaped like it

me and rick smoked that baseball bat

by RRRRR January 27, 2006

baseball bat

a baseball bat is a dick that starts out small in width and then gets bigger in width when is gets closer to the end, giving it the look of a baseball bat.

pimp: so wheres my money hoe?
hooker: this is all i got
pimp: thats it? im gonna slap you with my baseball bat bitch!

by teh leet pwnzor August 18, 2008