baseball bat 

a very large blunt

hey call up mike and we can get some baseball bats

baseball bat by ongekyume September 9, 2019

Baseball Bat 

An object that was originally designed for use in a game called "Baseball", but is now primarily used for bashing in skulls.

Baseball Bats are typically made out of wood but the ones used in tee-ball are made out of some sort of metal and therefore are better for knocking someone's head off.

My wife was being a bitch so I went to the store to look for a baseball bat. I looked where the weapons were but couldn't find one.

Apparently they placed them in the sports section by accident.

Baseball Bat by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009

Baseball Bat 

An obnoxious and unforgivably large erection that's impossible to hide in any pair of pants. If you want to walk with a baseball bat, you have to use the old hand-in-pocket trick to hold it down.

- "Hey, man. Why'd you need to stay after class?"
- "I had a baseball bat. Needed to wait it out..."

Baseball Bat by Yevs October 14, 2011

Baseball Bat 

A good weapon to whack bastards and getting a revenge

Matt: Whoa dude, why did you just smacked him with a bat?

Harvey: That guy is a total douchebag, he spilled a soda in my head, and stole my bag and hid it in a dumpster. So I smashed him with my baseball bat to get a revenge.

Baseball Bat by fakebash November 26, 2010

Baseball Bat 

A baseball bat is slang for a fat blunt filled with weed

It looks like a baseball bat cuz its brown and shaped like it

me and rick smoked that baseball bat

Baseball Bat by RRRRR July 16, 2008

baseball bat 

a baseball bat is a dick that starts out small in width and then gets bigger in width when is gets closer to the end, giving it the look of a baseball bat.

pimp: so wheres my money hoe?
hooker: this is all i got
pimp: thats it? im gonna slap you with my baseball bat bitch!

baseball bat by teh leet pwnzor October 12, 2008

baseball bat 

The ultimate weapon when it comes to hand-to-hand combat. It can even be thrown like a tomohawk should your intended victim appear to be outrunning you. However, if there is a red taffic light nearby, simply smash the window of the first car, kill the guy inside it, drive up after the primary target, and while passing, swing the bat full-force at his head. A decapitation guaranteed

So you wanna be a hitman for fat Alfredo, skinny Lou? Awrighty, take out Stupid Gianni and Smelly Joe wit dis baseball bat

baseball bat by Jonzo the Weasel January 22, 2006