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baseado

Brazilian slang for a joint.
Derives from the fact that the joint is based (in portuguese baseado)on weed.
Basiadinho= smal joint
do you have a baseado on you?
by Vinicius Xavier July 7, 2006
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John Basedow

A fitness guru whom pioneered the "Fitness Made Simple" plan, for simple people. He is seen in many infomercials promoting this plan which involves weight lifting at a heart-pumping, cardio pace without "tricky dance moves" or "high impact gyrations." He never aged past 23. He is also insanely ripped, and could kick Chuck Norris's ass.
He was rumored to have been killed in a tsunami while vacationing in Thailand, which was false. Not only was Basedow not in Thailand at the time, he could not have been killed by a tsunami.
Human 1: "Hey did you see John Basedow in that lady's fridge?"
Human 2: "Yeah, he had to eliminate the simple carbohydrates and trans fatty acids from her diet because she is fat."

Chuck Norris: "John Basedow could kick my ass."
by tito puente August 30, 2006
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Basado

Agradable. Admirable. Digno de apoyo.

Punto de vista impopular desde una perspectiva acertada con la que estás de acuerdo y que necesita más reconocimiento.
A: El poliamor/relaciones abiertas no sirven, a fin de cuentas no importa qué tan mente abierta seas, muy en el fondo eso te va a comenzar a doler.
B: Basado.
by menso69 October 21, 2020
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basiado

"Im gonna go smoke a fat ass basiado, u got chips?"
by munkyfromthebrix August 21, 2006
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basado

Spanish-inspired variation for "based". Generally used as a positive adjective for the person/thing/event being described.
News headline: Trump calls Obama a "wakanda n***er", calls for immediate expulsion of all gays from US territory

Señor Nick Fuentes: uhhhhhhhh basado, señor Trump kick those f*gs out por favor!
by Jo jakob September 1, 2021
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Baseadicking

The act of eating a baseball and then shoving your erect penis into a mouse.
Stop baseadicking that mouse man.
by xbooperx May 29, 2018
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Bassadors

A Chicago Jam Band named the JamBassadors have dedicated fans who of which call themselves the name bassador, in order to resemble the strong faith and support for the band, similar to a dead head who would follow the Grateful Dead
Someone who enjoys JamBands and deep into music, someone who has heard of JamBassadors and knows what is behind the music could call themselve a bassador. Not so much as a hippy could be related to a dead head, more or less someone who is influence by music more than mind trips.
by Master Shine January 21, 2006
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