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.9.L'antagonisme basé sur la haine et les compliments basés sur l'amour sont la notion ésotérique autour du mot « Agence ».9. 

.9.L'antagonisme basé sur la haine et les compliments basés sur l'amour sont la notion ésotérique autour du mot « Agence ».9.
.9.L'antagonisme basé sur la haine et les compliments basés sur l'amour sont la notion ésotérique autour du mot « Agence ».9.
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.9.l'antagonisme basé sur la haine et les compliments basés sur l'amour sont la notion ésotérique autour du mot « Agence ».9. 

.9.l'antagonisme basé sur la haine et les compliments basés sur l'amour sont la notion ésotérique autour du mot « Agence ».9.
.9.l'antagonisme basé sur la haine et les compliments basés sur l'amour sont la notion ésotérique autour du mot « Agence ».9.
When you find a Human Centipede, feed it Taco Bell until it has the shits, and then fuck it up the ass until the foremost of the three sewn individuals begins to vomit diarrhea. Following this, you coil the three together into a circle, and then bend their spines until the opening in the middle of their circle is 1" in diameter (simultaneous fractures means you're doing it right). You then thrust your penis in aforementioned opening until you ejaculate directly into the puddle of spewed diarrhea (cum on the largest puddle if there are several). Then, having been driven mad by finding a way to outdo all the other bases on Urbandictionary, you superglue shut the asshole of the previously anally raped centipede shut and facefuck the foremost centipede member (diarrhea-vomit may or may not double as lube). You continue doing this until the gastrointestinal tract of one of the three explodes and die of internal bleeding. You then take a penis and eat it. Because you carry spare penises in your pocket. Afterwards, separate the human centipede's surviving members with a Ninjato, and shake the dead member to ensure that any bodily fluids left inside spill out into your puddle of diarrhea and cum. Sever limbs to mix the now brown, red, and white puddle until it is all one color. Once the solution is uniform, drink from it and spit into one of the ex-centipede member's mouths. Snowball eachother until God commits suicide and you become the new supreme deity of the universe.
"60th Base was cooler." - Bored people who have read all the way up to 90th Base.

"Fuck your couch." - Me
The act of having sex with Marilyn Monroe, Michael Jackson, Lil B, Chuck Norris, LeBron James, Shrek, and Hillary Clinton in that exact order whilst simply walking into Moridor, confirming Half-Life 3, and proving that Tupac Shakur is alive, again, in that exact order.
Guy: Dude, Half-Life 3 is coming out!
Other Guy: No way... unless... oh shit... don't tell me...
Guy: Yep. Jimmy reached 91st base last night.
Other Guy: IMPOSSIBLE. One does not simply walk into Moridor.
91st base by DrCEO July 22, 2014

98th Base 

The back of the band bus featured four couples getting to 98th base on the way back from BOA Regionals.
98th Base by 19/20BOAcenterville November 2, 2009

94th base 

Taking you, the one male in all of this, and 20 females. You should all be high school students trying to lose your virginity. After school go to the stairwell and line up, then make it to second base with all of the in less then ten minutes. Go home on the bus, wait till the weekend, and invite all twenty women over to your house after your parents have left on a trip. Get at least seven leather whips (everyone should have memorized "Fifty Shades of Grey" previously to the weekend). When the women arrive, turn on a playlist of Ke$ha's greatest hits and fill a small swimming pool full of vodka (in your living room, of course). Invite the women into the pool to sanitize them, and then have them drink the entire amount of vodka. Throw the whips away because it would be some creepy shit if you actually used them. Finally, while the music plays, proceed to fourth base with all women and be sure to last at least 48 hours or at least until your parents return and are able to state, to the world record keepers, that you have had sex for the longest amount of time in history. Buy the new record book when you are done, a copy for each of the twenty women and you, present the book at school on Monday, becoming one of the cool kids, and pray to God you don't become a baby daddy after that weekend.
Dude, I just got to 94th base!

Wow, what Ke$ha songs did you listen to?
94th base by The Greatest: MM February 21, 2015