baldwinned, baldwinning, baldwins
transitive verb
1 a : to recklessly kill (a human being)
b : to deprive of life : cause the death of
// He threatened to baldwin them.
2 : to slaughter : slay
3 : to put an end to
// baldwin the competition
intransitive verb
1 : to cause the death of a person
// a reckless fool who may baldwin again
// if looks could baldwin
2 : to make a markedly unfavorable impression
// was dressed to baldwin
transitive verb
1 a : to recklessly kill (a human being)
b : to deprive of life : cause the death of
// He threatened to baldwin them.
2 : to slaughter : slay
3 : to put an end to
// baldwin the competition
intransitive verb
1 : to cause the death of a person
// a reckless fool who may baldwin again
// if looks could baldwin
2 : to make a markedly unfavorable impression
// was dressed to baldwin
Hey, did you hear Alec was messing about with his father's gun and baldwinned his kid sister?
Man, I always knew that fool was gonna baldwin someone.
Will was driving home drunk last night and baldwinned some kid on her bike.
Man, I always knew that fool was gonna baldwin someone.
Will was driving home drunk last night and baldwinned some kid on her bike.
by Ern Malley October 28, 2021
1. Wow his Audi is so Baldwin! 2. Wow this matchup tonight is going to be so Baldwin! 3. This new iPhone is going to be so Baldwin! 4. My girl cheated on me. I should totally Baldwin her and her lover!
by Damnyou_ScubaSteve December 3, 2021
The act of when a girl asks if you want to use a condom and you tell her you're shooting blanks, when you are indeed fertile.
"Yeah, I told her I was shooting blanks!"
"She believed that?"
"Yeah man! I hit her with The Alec Baldwin!"
"She believed that?"
"Yeah man! I hit her with The Alec Baldwin!"
by Cordad November 11, 2021
While Mastubating, Just before cumming, get your girls attention then turn and blow your load on her.
by MadhatterMatador October 27, 2021
by cuminmyassdaddy August 2, 2022
Someone who performs oral sex on either gender in bright luminous reflective clothing, while using a dildo on themselves.
by LazerousAwoken April 1, 2020
You grab your partner, most of the time a male and super glue their mouth to your right testicle and shove your dick in their left eye socket, and then initiate in a helicopter spin and inject semen into their eye making them eternally horny.
A forbidden art usually used in the realms of Brian Baldwins testicles.
A forbidden art usually used in the realms of Brian Baldwins testicles.
by PalmerProphet913598q70946274-9 October 21, 2023