Baked Zitied

(v): the state of being absolutely fried when smoking a fat blunt.

synonyms: high, bombed, zooted, spliffed, blasted, toasted, baked

Stoner 1: "Yo! Pass the nugget!"
Stoner 2: "Hell yeah, I'm feeling roasted off of this L."
Stoner 1: *inhales* "Whew, I'm baked zitied kid!"
Stoner 2: "Hahaha, yes!"

by m.Cdowd July 14, 2009

Baked Ziti

A delicious pasta dish involving ziti macaronni, tomato sauce, crushed meatballs, mozzarella cheese, herbs, and spices.
Ziti does not necessarily have to be baked, but tastes better when it is.

Since I'm Italian, every Sunday I have pasta and Chicken Cutlets. My favorite pasta dish is baked ziti.

by sexy white boy August 02, 2005

Baked Ziti

To be really fucking high; to be so baked you cant function; being higher than you've ever been; so high you've got the munchies for days; pasta.

Friend 1: Ayo Rudy man you were really high last night dude! you were being crazy!
Friend 2: Nah BRO. I was Baked Ziti!

by Mr.Hashman May 14, 2013

Baked Ziti

When a man with a small penis, gets sloppy-seconds on a roughed-up asshole that has already been ejaculated into. When he pulls out, his cock will be covered in blood, jizz and shit resembling baked ziti. (The blood being the sauce, the jizz being the cheese, and the shit being the burnt charr from baking.)

Hey Tony, I can't get the smell of last night's baked ziti off my small cock.

by step-sister fister November 04, 2010

Baked Ziti

To get so high, that at the peak you feel like your the pasta and cheese is melting on you.

Yo man, i got so baked ziti last night i could hardly function.

by Ziti Master December 29, 2009

Baked Ziti

The culinary taste sensation arisen from the aftermath of a good high: AKA "the munchies", that results in the conclusion that ziti contains a divine splendor of which no other food comprises. This coincides with a yearning to savor the taste, for which doesn't present much of an issue because you will more than likely have a strenuous time masticating. Baked ziti is often ingested with brownies, but is not limited by or exclusive to.

This baked ziti was truly crafted by the gods themselves. It's like a never-ending orgasm in my mouth.

by ChiztheWiz January 24, 2011

baked ziti

Big titties, large breasts, gargantuan knockers.

Damn ho, you got some baked ziti's!

by Mr. Skeeter March 23, 2005