Ayoub Jaouhar 

AyoubJaouhar is an exotic, traditionnal yet modern man.
The smartest, caring, kind, cool, ambitious man that you can know in your life.
You can do nothing except love people called Ayoub; and contemplate the actions that the Ayoubs do.
A man called Ayoub will be the ray of sunshine that we all need on a daily basis, you will fill up with vitamins D thanks to Ayoub and your life estimate will increase by 10 years. Above all, you must not forget to put on your sunglasses to protect yourself from its very powerful rays.
We all need an Ayoub in our speed to increase our lifespans to change the world and make the world more pleasant to live in. So let's mobilize and find all our AyoubJaouhar.

Ayoub is a man who loves to help, he loves to make people happy and he does it with pleasure, he is amazing and you have to be careful because you can fall into a coma because he is so kind.

Find your AyoubJaouhar
Protect your Ayoub Jaouhar
Love your Ayoub Jaouhar

Marry your Ayoub Jaouhar

"The sun has not risen yet" ; "AyoubJaouhar is sleeping"
"I'm the best person in the world" : "I'm Ayoub Jaouhar"

Ayoub Jaouhar by Derya Naz November 22, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012