AutoCorrect-y 

that moment when autocorrect hits you hard, and you want to vent to a friend. However you don't know what to say?

person1- "man. This autocorrect is hitting me hard right now. It's basically putting words into my mouth. *Types vigorously to friend* man how do I explain this?

person2- "what's wrong??"

person1- "everything's so autocorrect-y!"

person2- "aaaaaaaH"

everything's so autocorrect-y all the time

AutoCorrect-y by w heeze May 28, 2018

Damn you autocorrect! 

The exclamation you commonly make when the autocorrect feature in your phone maliciously decides to "correct" your text message spelling in the worst way possible.

Popularised on damnyouautocorrect.com

> Wanna come over for lunch?
# No thanks, I'm so full, I just ate two foot-long hot dongs.
> I bet you just gobbled those right up!
# Damn you autocorrect!!

Damn you autocorrect! by Trixtah December 4, 2010

Autocorrectile Dysfunction 

When you had such a boner about the sentence you constructed but autocorrect fucked it all up at the last second.

Your top was untied and I thought how nice it would be to follow the sweat down your ass crack. Fuck...I meant to say spine, not ass crack. Autocorrectile dysfunction.

Autocorrectile Dysfunction by asthmaticdan October 20, 2015

autocorrected 

The act of a word getting changed and thus changing the meaning of the sentence due to a device's autocorrect feature. Often leading to extreme misinterpretation.

Person A (via text): Hey do you want to get some penis for dinner tonight?
Person B: I'm so glad you said that because I always wanted to tell you I'm gay and I'm happy to hear you are too so that we can finally be together.
Person A: Oh sorry, I meant to say pizza, my phone autocorrected me.

autocorrected by dRe420 December 9, 2010

Autocorrect 

Fuck autocorrect

Fuck autocorrect

Autocorrect by Fuck autocorrect October 7, 2019

Autocorrect 

1.) The reason that funny, strange, or embarrassing texts and/or messages are sent.
2.) The reason it takes so long to type in words that are purposely misspelled or possibly slang.
3.) The opposite of reason one; the reason that misspelled words are automatically corrected without backspacing.

1.) Man 1: *typing*
"Dude, I got some peantus from the homeless guy"
Autocorrecting "peantus"
For "penis"
TEXT SENT
Man 2: Didn't know you were looking for so much...
Man 1: Fuck, it's autocorrect for peanuts, man!

2.) Man 1: *typing in Google*
"Doge"
Autocorrecting "Doge"
For "Doggie"
Man 1: *flips desk*

3.) Man 1: *typing text*
"Go git me a sammich"
Autocorrecting...
"Go GET me a SANDWICH"
Man 1: That's the shit!

Autocorrect by Tsoran May 15, 2014

autocorrect 

A feature built into many modern phones, which automatically changes unrecognized words to their closest matches, if any exist. Of course, on occasion it will select the wrong word, usually changing the original meaning of the sentence completely.

Duck you, autocorrect! Duck you to he'll!

autocorrect by do it fgt  November 16, 2011