When two autistics are having handstand sex, and the one on the right had a seizure just after having an orgasm, and the other keeps going until having a seizure themselves.
I was doing some autistic porn, then I was rudely interrupted by a seizure.
by Herpesbacon January 26, 2017
When your autism is so bad that it causes you to have a special type of AIDS. The AIDS combines with your autism to make you the stupidest fuck that ever existed in the world. If you have autistic AIDS, you're not just regular stupid, you're a waste of fucking Oxygen stupid. The stupidity manifests itself not only through academics, but in social interactions and behaviors.
This Polish kid in my Medical Interventions class is such a fucking c***. He made me do the entire lab report by myself when he jerked off to gay squirrel porn. His autistic AIDs is fucking contagious.
by Gul Dukat April 25, 2017
Kate is an autistic goldfish
by Caramelcharles December 10, 2016
Originated from the science-fiction anime and manga Ghost In The Shell, wherein brain-computer interfaces are used by the everyman to communicate, get information and the like, much like we use smartphones today. They're also in use by military and law enforcement. They need to ensure that they cannot be detected from EM emissions, or hacked (having their senses manipulated, or bodies remote-controlled), both of which would be devastating to an operation. To avoid this, they turn off all external communications, entering autistic mode.
"On my mark, we sync clocks and go autistic."
"Despite being in autistic mode, the soldiers lost their brain-optical nerve connection during operation. The only reasonable explanation we can draw is a virus."
"Despite being in autistic mode, the soldiers lost their brain-optical nerve connection during operation. The only reasonable explanation we can draw is a virus."
by 2000angryskeletons September 5, 2015
Autistic Comedy is a word coined by the famous Indian YouTube personality 'Dank Rishu'. If someone is posting unfunny skits or repetitive content on YouTube or Instagram, such a person is called to be performing 'autistic comedy'.
by yeezusszn36 May 16, 2021
The toxic and unnecessary guilt that comes with breaking a social rule you didn’t know about when you’re Autistic
by I Like To Define Words June 7, 2022
The ability many autistic people have that allows them to determine someone's general kindness/trustworthiness mere moments after meeting the person regardless of other's opinions of them.
I don't know why, but Bethany sets off my autistic radar, I wouldn't be surprised if she said something racist
by Sosilly26 June 23, 2022