Australian Circumcision

Also referred to as an "Aussie circumcision" or "Outback circumcision." It is a procedure in which 2 uncircumcised people sew their foreskins together and pull away quickly, ripping one or both of their foreskins off.

Person 1: "Why the fuck is there blood everywhere, and why is old mate screaming!?"
Person 2: "He did an Australian Circumcision with his bud"

by Sarin_Nox May 20, 2023

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Australian Beehive

The act of butting bees into a hollow piece of wood, then using it as a vibrator.

Friend: do you want to try an Australian Beehive with me?

You: no that's fucking weird, why would I want to do that?

by oofoofoofpoop January 11, 2020

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Australian Beehive

The act of putting bees into a hollow piece of wood, then using it as a vibrator.

Friend: do you want to try an Australian Beehive with me?

You: no, that's fucking weird.

by oofoofoofpoop January 11, 2020

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Australian

Australian- A person who is born / a citizen of Australia.
Australians are really, the indigenous!
Most Australian think calling people "wogs" & "chinks" are normal & not offensive...

A bit sad because I love this country!

Ie: my mother is white, father is Asian.

When people ask what my "natio" is & I say Aussie.... MAJORITY of people will look at me & ask again.... So I say; you mean what's my parents background?! I am AUstralian! FOR FUCKS SAKE IVE never even been to another country!!!

Australian- (White) people: I'm an Aussie!!Australian

Me: are you?? You mean you're a POM!
Coz the Aussies, real Australian are the kooris

by Istambay October 27, 2015

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