Atascadero State Hospital 

ASH is located on the California Central Coast. It's the largest free standing forensic mental hospital in the world. It house several prison and civil committemnts including PC-1370 (incompetent to stand trial) , MDO, Mentally Disordered Offender, PC-1026 (Not Guilty by Reason of Insanity), and WIC-6600 (Sexually Violent Predators). There's a funny but insightful book called 'The Sweet Smell of ASH in the Morning' if you curious and have a good sense of humor. Although I've seen it and wouldn't let kids read it!

Dude, You need to be locked up in Atascadero State Hospital or something.

Atascadero State Hospital by John the Goofball June 27, 2008

Atascadero High School 

A little slice of hell. Typical high school in that nothing works, the teachers are boring and inept, and the administration exists for the sole purpose of being ridiculed. Primary site of interest is the haunted B Building basement, and that's it. Most buildings are retrofitted portables or ancient, except for the administration building. Only good point is the football team, which usually kicks serious ass. Also has a decent AG program, which means that you get a bunch of aggies who are just chilling there till they can go work on a farm. Also drains all school funds. School decor involves mostly concrete and orange strips of paint. Orange and grey all the... you get the point. Basically, it sucks.

Adult: So what did you do at Atascadero High School today?

Student: Slept through my first two classes, went to Taco De Mexico for lunch, skipped the horrible pep rally and smoked weed instead.

Atascadero High School by Fergalicious Definitious October 9, 2008

Atascadero High School 

This "prestigious" high school is located in the mud-hole town of Atascadero. The only thing the kids there have in common is their hatred of the teachers, as most conversations between classmates revolve around when certain teachers will be retiring. Boasting possibly the most obnoxious school colors ever thought of, (orange and grey) the wrestling teams and football teams usually kick major ass. Outside of that, AHS is possible the worst place to grow up in on the central coast. The main academical focuses of the school is to have as few dropouts as possible and to beat neighboring cities in STAR test scores. If you aren't a drug-addict or a hic, this place is seriously not for you.

Lets go smoke some weed in the creek. It's not like there's anything better to do at Atascadero High School...like learning for instance.

Atascadero High School by Peep-Grumpet November 22, 2011

Atascadero high school 

Atascadero high school as of 2019 is still a hell whole, full of druggies. Atascadero high school has really bad academic standards. the teachers are boring and are given no founds to make class fun. the highlight of a students day is hitting a jewel in the bathroom with other kids.the campus its self is very gross covered in concrete, and really crappy black and white printed posters. The school announcements are no longer over the speaker but are now in you tube videos! these are so bad you want to jab your eyes out. Now the home-less population is so high and you find yourself passing random people sleeping or smoking weed all around a-town.

atascadero high school is hell

Atascadero high school by Kjurhee March 27, 2019

Atascadero High School 

A little slice of hell located in Atascadero California. Its pretty damn typical for a high school, you got the majority being hics and stoners with a few weebs taking up the drama and choir section. The only good teacher is Mr. Cooper who you only get for one year. The football team that they put all their time and effort in sucks major ass not winning a single game this year. Since all the money goes to the foot ball team we have an 800 year old B building that smells like you grandmas ass and has a haunted basement.

The only thing Alabama has on Atascadero High School is legalized guns

Atascadero High School by jonk da dook March 27, 2019

Atascadero 

A town of 25,000 in San Luis Obispo County, California. Life in Atascadero involves dealing with rednecks, soccer moms, and the city's gigantic, overbearing, and incompetent police force. The police typically like to imagine they're in Los Angeles, and compensate for the lack of real crime in the city by harassing teenagers and motorists. They also receive huge amounts of funding with which they buy new cars and automatic rifles, so the officers can feel like their jobs aren't worthless.
In Atascadero, soccer mom families typically move to expensive suburban-esque housing that borders rural land, and complain about dirtbike noise.
Rednecks in Atascadero are generally part of a rare redneck subculture- that is, wealthy rednecks. They typically have large plots of land, expensive trucks, and dirtbikes (typically boats, ATVs and Jetskis as well). They enjoy anything relating to beer and recreational motor vehicles.

"Atascadero only has 25,000 people in it. Why are there so many cops?"

Atascadero by hforrest June 11, 2006

atascadero 

city in San Luis Obispo County, CA where the police have nothing to do but break up high school parties, write parking tickets at the local high school, and call for backup on routine traffic stops. There is an average of 1 homicide per year, 87% of which occur at Motel 6 on the corner of Santa Rosa & El Camino Real.
There once was a bowling alley but the man shut her down a few years back.
Stuck with nothing to do, young people often drink in excess and use recreational drugs, primarily marijuana, but recent studies show an influx of harcore shit.
Adults of Atascadero fall into three categories: meth freaks, soccer moms, and normies. Meth freaks frequent local attractions such as Spencer's Market, Chalk Mountain Liquor, and the Paloma Creek Drive-Thru Market. And they do meth. Soccer moms and their husbands often drive excessively large vehicles and hog the road, so as to assure normies and teenagers not drive at reasonable speeds. Normies are a diverse group of people that do not fall into either of the previous two categories.
Atascadero's economy can be divided into two main groups: Kelly Gearhart and El Camino Real. Kelly Gearhart is a local crook that dominates large-scale housing development in the greater northern San Luis Obispo County. Due to the recent housing market crash combined with Gearhart's constant irresponsible reinvesting, he is bankrupt and all the banks ever are hitting him up for millions. El Camino Real is the main drag in Atascadero, upon which 95% of businesses are located. The main issue with El Camino Real is its length. It runs the entire length of the town, approximately 7 miles, so shopping on foot is not an option. Hopes of a downtown area were crushed in the 50's when some really smart people decided the freeway should go right through the middle of town (wtf is wrong with the riverbed?). Some claim the area around the intersection of Traffic Way & El Camino Real as a promising downtown scene, but experts suggest suck it easy.

There's nothing to do, let's get drunk/high because we live in Atascadero.

Let's go shopping anywhere else because Atascadero doesn't have any shopping.

atascadero by sb47 October 30, 2008