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Jeter's an astro 

Thin Texas blondes who pursue rich classy black guys for the purposes of making a baby that will grow up to be the next star athlete or entertainer ala New York Yankee shortstop Derek Jeter.

A.K.A. Wall Street for white girls.
Amber is crazy. One minute she's saying the N-word, next thing you know, Jeter's an Astro.
Jeter's an astro by idiot buster April 20, 2005
Words you can keep

Astro-slut 

A cocky, self-centered female who needs to be brought back down to earth.
Every guy treats her like gold. She's an astro-slut who needs to be brought back down to earth.
Astro-slut by Ayjacks10 September 26, 2010

Astor's Pet Horse 

Way over-dressed for whatever occasion is at hand.
"Myra looks like Astor's Pet Horse in that hat and high heels at the picnic."
Astor's Pet Horse by DarcyDog December 20, 2018

Astro slop 

Blowjob that’s out of this world
Last night, I got some Astro Slop, head was out of this world.
Astro slop by Arlockin September 30, 2023
A person who is the most alpha in Chromosome Factory
1. Sir Astro is so cute

2. Sir Astro is so smart
3. You are definitely an alpha male Sir Astro
Sir Astro by carnivorekoala December 18, 2018

aspro skoopidi 

White trash (translated from Greek to English)
Usually referring to West Islanders in the Montreal area.Dope smoking ,jobless and no drive to live.
Employed in various restaurants in that area.Can be found dining out regularly.And complaining constantly.
Gomes served 2 aspro skoupidis on 307 tonight.
Dale is a classic example of a west island aspro skoopidi.
aspro skoopidi by godofwar13 March 23, 2010

astrospect 

contemplation of the past; a survey of past time, events, etc. All encompassing, e.g a superlative form of 'retrospect' as its powers supercede all aspects of time and space
'In astrospect, getting hammered last night was one of the best decisions i have ever made.'
astrospect by rayray22 October 9, 2006
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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