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Astro-slut 

A cocky, self-centered female who needs to be brought back down to earth.
Every guy treats her like gold. She's an astro-slut who needs to be brought back down to earth.
Astro-slut by Ayjacks10 September 26, 2010

Astor's Pet Horse 

Way over-dressed for whatever occasion is at hand.
"Myra looks like Astor's Pet Horse in that hat and high heels at the picnic."
Astor's Pet Horse by DarcyDog December 20, 2018

Astro slop 

Blowjob that’s out of this world
Last night, I got some Astro Slop, head was out of this world.
Astro slop by Arlockin September 30, 2023
A person who is the most alpha in Chromosome Factory
1. Sir Astro is so cute

2. Sir Astro is so smart
3. You are definitely an alpha male Sir Astro
Sir Astro by carnivorekoala December 18, 2018

aspro skoopidi 

White trash (translated from Greek to English)
Usually referring to West Islanders in the Montreal area.Dope smoking ,jobless and no drive to live.
Employed in various restaurants in that area.Can be found dining out regularly.And complaining constantly.
Gomes served 2 aspro skoupidis on 307 tonight.
Dale is a classic example of a west island aspro skoopidi.
aspro skoopidi by godofwar13 March 23, 2010

astrospect 

contemplation of the past; a survey of past time, events, etc. All encompassing, e.g a superlative form of 'retrospect' as its powers supercede all aspects of time and space
'In astrospect, getting hammered last night was one of the best decisions i have ever made.'
astrospect by rayray22 October 9, 2006
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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