Aston Academy 

A place to make people feel suicidal

Hey wanna know how to feel suicidal, go to Aston Academy

Aston Academy by Domcurran666 August 11, 2019

Aston Academy 

A toxic school ran by a creep.

I don’t want to go to Aston Academy. Send me to a better school that’s not ran by a creepy principal.

Aston Academy by LELE SHANKZ March 15, 2021

Aston Manor academy 

Aston Manor is a wanna be strict school with loads of dumb rules if u get kicked out of any school

you'll have to get transferred to Ama But at ama u would know that ur gonna leave with a good GCSE

I got managed moved to aston manor academy

Aston Manor academy by L_Certi January 16, 2019

aston university engineering academy 

A school located in Gosta Green, B7. It’s engineering based but it’s still shit innit. Kids think they’re bad but really aren’t. Fix up blud

Person 1: Oh I got a place at aston university engineering academy.

Person 2: That’s rah peak I heard the teachers shag the students uno.

aston university engineering academy by AUEADefinitions February 5, 2020

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019