assure

1. to make safe (as from risks or against overthrow) : insure
2. to give confidence to
3. to make sure or certain : convince
4. to inform positively
5. to make certain the coming or attainment of : guarantee

2 : and hereby we know that we are of the truth, and shall assure our hearts — 1 John 3:19

3 : He glanced back to assure himself that no onw was following.

4 : I assure you that we can do it.

5 : The man worked hard to assure accuracy.

assure by saugirl January 23, 2010

Rest Assured 

A phrase that is utilized to express positiveness, a guarantee, or just general "knowing" of a person, subject, or event.

Jake: "Was the party at TJ's really as cool as everyone said it was?"
Dre: "Hell yeah man. Everyone was having a good time."
Jake: "Man, for real? And I missed it?!"
Dre: "Rest Assured Jake. You missed more than you'll ever know..."

Rest Assured by stunna3098 October 9, 2011

Assume

assume = to make an 'ass' out of 'u' and 'me'.

Assume by nina October 21, 2003

ASSUME (ass u me) 

Assume and you think you know what somebody wants or needs, you’ll be wrong

When you ASSUME (ass u me) you make a ‘ass’ out of ‘u’ and ‘me’

ASSUME (ass u me) by Ramin99 September 22, 2018

Mutally Assured Destruction 

The principle underlying nuclear deterrence.

The recognition that the use of nuclear weapons between any two nuclear powers (or nuclear-allied powers) will result in mutual destruction. The reason nuclear weapons are so useful (and can never be used).

Mutually Assured Destruction guarantees that nobody but those crazy Arabs will ever use nukes.

Mutally Assured Destruction by Jose Fuentes February 12, 2004

Assue 

The problems one experiences when the food they have eaten does not "agree" With them. Often causing diarrhea, the runs, and gas. Made by combining "Issue" and "Ass".

After eating all that mexican food i'm having mad assues.

I was late for the meeting because i was stuck in the bathroom dealing with my assues.

Assue by DJSCHWAZAY May 14, 2011

Absure 

Someone that is gay

You’re so Absure. **roll eyes**

Absure by gaaaaaaaaaanyu March 2, 2019