Assid

The food you eat that effectively causes your ass to burn when taking a dump.
Foods that cause this are normally, but not limited to:
Buffalo Wings
Curry,
Mexican Food,
Indian Food

These buffalo wings are Assid, but I love em anyway.

by Mad Hatter Lee November 9, 2006

Assid

Ass Acid

I like to spew assid at my friends

by Mozzi August 17, 2013

Assid

A really cool and pretty (TikTok) girl whom is very popular

have you seen that new Assid girl she is so cool

by lilllyk May 18, 2021

Assid

A dumb stupid bitch who is always depressed and lonely.

omg,she is such a assid.she probably does it for attention.

by Randomname6 June 6, 2020

Assid

Diarrhea that burns so badly that it feels as though you've shat out a chemistry experiment.

I found out about my gastroenteritis through the trial-by-fire that is assid.

by AgentColdShadow August 26, 2018

assident

When you are having sex with a girl and your penis accidentally comes out too far and goes back into her asshole. She usually screams in horror.

Girl: AAAHHHH!!!!!

Guy: Sorry, babe. Assidents will happen.

by The Dersk April 16, 2008

Assident

When you confuse a guy wearing emo fag tight pants as a girl with a nice ass. This can lead to one feeling partially homosexual.

Me and dan were drivin'... im like "fuck Dan, look at that ass" hes like "I think thats a dude!"

Me: "Shit, I made another assident!"

We then proceeded to bait him by saying: "hey dude, are you a dude?"

by Ryan Cash November 14, 2007