Ass money 

A form of being pussy whipped.
When you spend dollars on a girl/girlfriend in hope of getting some action, only to never recieve any.

Took my bitch to a nice weekend away with caviar and champagne and still got no snatch. (ASS MONEY)

Ass money by sancho1249 February 17, 2013

ass money 

To have so much money, one does not have to get off his or her ass for anything!

He is rich!
How rich? new money, old money?
Forget that, he is 'ass money'!

ass money by bigAD March 6, 2011

Ass Money Balls 

Used to tell someone asking for money or wanting to give money (usually online) to fuck off.

Bot: Hey cutie buy my onlyfans. ;) Limited offer of 80% off for a full month.
You: Bro, ass money balls!

or,
Perv: Hey there, I'm willing to give you a weekly allowance if you give me phone sex and be my online gf.
You: (traumatized) helllllll no ass money balls

Ass Money Balls by Ray 314329 December 14, 2024

good ass money 

A phrase David uses that has no numerical value, after several inquiries David will still not disclose how much "good ass money" actually is.

"Dude it doesn't matter dude, he's still gonna be making good ass money."

"What the hell is good ass money?"

"Yeah I'll finally be making that good ass money!"

good ass money by Billy8686 November 19, 2013

Imma broke ass nigga, carrying another broke ass nigga's money 

A time when you have no money and at the same time owe another person who is low on/has no money.

Person 1: 'Hey man, do you have some $ 5 to borrow me?
Person 2: Nah I'm broke.
Person 1: What about you?
Person 3: I don't have money, this guy owes me.
Person 1: Yah. Imma broke ass nigga, carrying another broke ass nigga's money.

Imma broke ass nigga, carrying another broke ass nigga's money by I'm sarcastic person who loves April 17, 2013

Put the money in my ass 

This is the line that’s used for every gta heist on hard mode

Omg Stacy put the money in my ass

Put the money in my ass by Cunt breathing space lizaed November 15, 2019

Everybody's ass hole revolves around money 

A saying that expresses the fact that most people are ass holes and are extremely greedy for money.

Everybody's ass hole revolves around money.

Everybody's ass hole revolves around money by Judge dredd7 September 15, 2011