False self-diagnosis of High-functioning Autism (asperger's syndrome), mostly used by internet-addicted dorks with no social skills as an excuse for the complete failure of everything they attempt in real life.
"That Kevin guy said he doesn't have a girlfriend because of his mental problem restricting his social life"
"Nah, the guy's just got ass burgers, the real reason girls won't touch him is because he never bathes and spends all his free time in his mom's basement playing World of Warcraft."
"Nah, the guy's just got ass burgers, the real reason girls won't touch him is because he never bathes and spends all his free time in his mom's basement playing World of Warcraft."
by harblmonster February 05, 2008
by CPrice May 11, 2006
The cool way to refer to Asperger's Syndrome, which is the least severe form of autism and makes you a social retard.
by 2coo4skoo April 18, 2005
Lucas: Don't be hating, I have Asperger's.
Yoshi: LOL SELF DIAGNOSE MUCH?
Lucas: NOOOOO. I HAVE ASPERGER'S!
Yoshi: MORE LIKE ASS BURGERS! LOL SEE WHAT I DID THERE?
Yoshi: LOL SELF DIAGNOSE MUCH?
Lucas: NOOOOO. I HAVE ASPERGER'S!
Yoshi: MORE LIKE ASS BURGERS! LOL SEE WHAT I DID THERE?
by TastyRainbows July 14, 2010
by Cecelia Louise February 28, 2015
The common, incorrect NT pronounciation of the autism spectrum disorder Asperger's.
Most people who says ass burgers (fake) don't have a clue about the spelling or the actual condition of Asperger's (real), and many would rather stay that way.
It's a shame, because any idiot can have Ass Burgers, but it takes a selected few from the population to have Asperger's
Most people who says ass burgers (fake) don't have a clue about the spelling or the actual condition of Asperger's (real), and many would rather stay that way.
It's a shame, because any idiot can have Ass Burgers, but it takes a selected few from the population to have Asperger's
by Layla87 September 30, 2011
Ass burger
Attempting to lodge your penis between your legs and placing it in-between your arse crack to give it the appearance of a burger. The penis being the meat and the arse being the buns. This move has become popular at parties and a man that can complete this routine is considered a god... for about 30 seconds until others realize how fucking retarded it is.
Attempting to lodge your penis between your legs and placing it in-between your arse crack to give it the appearance of a burger. The penis being the meat and the arse being the buns. This move has become popular at parties and a man that can complete this routine is considered a god... for about 30 seconds until others realize how fucking retarded it is.
'Holy shit! Michael is attempting the ass burger... for the first time.'
'Russel had just completed the ass burger... but then shit himself'
'Candace attempted the ass burger... but stopped when realizing she had no penis'
'After 8 cum shots, Larry helped Dev complete his ass burger routine'
'Russel had just completed the ass burger... but then shit himself'
'Candace attempted the ass burger... but stopped when realizing she had no penis'
'After 8 cum shots, Larry helped Dev complete his ass burger routine'
by MrMintPlaza June 11, 2009