ass burger

A nasty piece of shit that is stuck between your ass cheeks for over four days.

Dude, you smell like an ass burger.

ass burger by CPrice May 18, 2006

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Ass Burger

A not-so-good insult for someone with Asperger's Syndrome.

Lucas: Don't be hating, I have Asperger's.

Yoshi: LOL SELF DIAGNOSE MUCH?

Lucas: NOOOOO. I HAVE ASPERGER'S!

Yoshi: MORE LIKE ASS BURGERS! LOL SEE WHAT I DID THERE?

Ass Burger by TastyRainbows July 13, 2010

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Ass Burger

Similar to ass log but the only difference is it comes out in patties instead of log form.

You should see that Ass Burger that horse dropped on the street!

Ass Burger by Cecelia Louise February 27, 2015

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Ass Burger

Ass burger

Attempting to lodge your penis between your legs and placing it in-between your arse crack to give it the appearance of a burger. The penis being the meat and the arse being the buns. This move has become popular at parties and a man that can complete this routine is considered a god... for about 30 seconds until others realize how fucking retarded it is.

'Holy shit! Michael is attempting the ass burger... for the first time.'

'Russel had just completed the ass burger... but then shit himself'

'Candace attempted the ass burger... but stopped when realizing she had no penis'

'After 8 cum shots, Larry helped Dev complete his ass burger routine'

Ass Burger by MrMintPlaza June 11, 2009