ass walking 

when a man's ass bounces as he walks

person #1: I was ass walking the other day
person #2: Lucky, I wish I could ass walk
person #1: You'll get there someday

ass walking by arstspellinganddefinitions October 4, 2021

balls and ass walking 

a terrible situation that has no redeeming qualities

person1: hey look! that mexican put stickers all over his car like it's a friggin Hot Wheel!
person2: THAT is just balls and ass walking.
person1: i know, right?

balls and ass walking by dasproteus June 8, 2009

Walking on your ass cheeks 

To be so high and couch locked that you have to slide one ass cheek then slide the other in order to make it off the couch

This Skywalker og will have you so high you’ll be “walking on your ass cheeks”

Walking on your ass cheeks by richgang7081 September 10, 2023