Ass Pounder
(Aboard a US Navy ship) "Dave had roving watch and caught this ass pounder in an empty rack with a shampoo bottle up his ass!"
Ass Pounder by danw December 22, 2003
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ass pounder
The art of making sweet love to a woman and suddenly without her knowledge slip it in her ass a few strokes and make her leap like a frog. When she turns around and says, "What the fuck" just say Oops and laugh cuz it's over anyway you look at it.
Guy: Oh yeah bend over
Girl: Give it to me daddy
Guy: ......
Girl: (moaning)
Guy: (Thinking to himself) it's time
Girl: Ouchhhhh, what the fuck!
Guy: Oops my bad, haha
Girl: You're an asshole
Guy: You're just mad cuz you can't handle an ass pounder
Girl: Give it to me daddy
Guy: ......
Girl: (moaning)
Guy: (Thinking to himself) it's time
Girl: Ouchhhhh, what the fuck!
Guy: Oops my bad, haha
Girl: You're an asshole
Guy: You're just mad cuz you can't handle an ass pounder
ass pounder by Pete aka Smokey December 26, 2008
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My oh my will you look at that Ass-Pounder behind us - I think he is going to pull us over and give us seat belt tickets.
Ass Pounder by B1g D1ck B0b February 23, 2003
ass pounder with cheese
ass pounder with cheese by Lick A. Lotapuss August 12, 2008
brooklyn ass pounder
Somebody from New York who gets drunk and fucks some dudes repeatedly in the ass while getting fucked in the ass himself and has complete memmory loss upon becoming sober and denies any the event ever took place. He honestly believes the pain in his ass is due to falling down the stairs.
My room mate brought all these dudes back to our room and engaged in gay sex while i pretended to be asleep. He is such a brooklyn ass pounder.
brooklyn ass pounder by Cockmaster McCool October 4, 2009
Bacon Ass-Pounder with Cheese
When a man stuffs his "bacon" into a woman's (or man. Depends on sexual orentation) rectum so hard and deep, that when the "bacon" is withdrawn out of the rectum, a hamburger looking object is attached with slightly mis-colored blood.
Dave- "Man. I got so hammered last night, I gave this chick I think I knew from like, middle school a Bacon Ass-Pounder with Cheese"
Michelle-"THAT WAS YOU!!! I'M STILL BLEEDING YOU A**HOLE!!!!"
Michelle-"THAT WAS YOU!!! I'M STILL BLEEDING YOU A**HOLE!!!!"
Bacon Ass-Pounder with Cheese by doodoopants92 January 18, 2011
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