A slice of asspie, as it is commonly referred to, is a synonym for a big, steaming pile of shit. To qualify as an asspie, the crap must be larger than a Volkswagen Beetle spare tire and it must be fresh. Extra points if there is actual steam rising from it!
John: This movie was a piece of steaming asspie!
Elizabeth: Have you seen 2 girls 1 cup? That bitch cranked out an asspie in a cup.
by CartlidgeIsGay January 27, 2009
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Someone or something that is either stupid or is really stupid.
What an asspie! I can't belive he ate that dead cat.
by Dr Barnyard J. Messiah May 10, 2003
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A disgusting-tasting pie.
"I hope they're not serving any of that asspie today!"
by Bethany November 9, 2003
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Man, shepard's pies are good, but this asspie is GREAT!
by xyloplax November 11, 2003
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The product created when spreading ones ass cheeks and spackling the space between with cherry filling
Dane's mom really knows how to make a good asspie
by B_don October 17, 2011
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A word that can stand for anything taken to be negative, ranging from describing mediocrity to expressing anger or disinterest in a situation.
As a noun, "That movie was asspie."
As an adjective, ", The acting was such asspie."
As a proper noun, ", Hey, Asspie!"
by The Colonol April 27, 2006
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A pie that was set on an ass blanket
Would you eat an asspie?
by Sandy February 18, 2004
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