Ass Pie 

What the popular cool kids called me as a kid cuz I have asperger's. I was beat up by the jocks and made fun of cuz i wasnt "right". You shouldn't call us ass pie's. We aren't dumb.

I was known as " Ass Pie" in High School.

Ass Pie by Michael Asperger's Rehmeyer March 12, 2009

ass pie 

1. A word used by Retards to insult someone with asbergers syndrome.
2. An emo who says he has asbergers symndrome just to make himself look spacial.

1. UMMMM,,,, i cant think of one, sorry.
2. That ass pie was using his status as an aspie to make the girls like him better.

ass pie by InSaNeBaGeLmAn December 9, 2008

Ass pie 

Hateful slur used against people with Asperger's Syndrome, by those with no life or anything better to do. A pun on the term, Aspie.

Typically coupled with a denial that Asperger's Syndrome exists, this expression is often used to imply that Asperger's constitutes bad behavior, rather than a meaningful disability, and that Aspies are just jerks.

Stop cryin'! You're nothin' but an Ass Pie, and you shut up about your phony prob-"

<teacher grabs hater by scruff of his shirt>

"Principal's office: NOW."

Ass pie by The Urban Husky July 26, 2012

ass pie 

what happens when somebody puts a dildo or a dick in your ass and uses Crisco to lube the area!

Holly didnt have any KY jelly so she grabbed the next best thing, Crisco and slathered that on his dick and he stuck it in, smelled like ass pie in there.

ass pie by super sexy girl February 19, 2009

ass pie 

to have someones ass be cooking on a stove with shit coming out of the middle.. this is known as ass pie!

i'll be cooking that ass and eating it like pie for sure

ass pie by Chris Miller August 16, 2004

Ass pie 

When you smear pizza on your girls asshole then lick it off

Last nights ass pie tasted like shit

Ass pie by Douche god March 19, 2016

Eskimo ass pie 

Humorous slang reference to any wad of frozen human feces most likely found outside during freezing cold weather in some area in the wilderness where someone took a shit. A play on the name of that tasty ice cream bar we all know and love.

Damn, while we were in the Canadian wilderness, Mark was getting his ass pwned in that awesome snowball fight until he found an Eskimo ass pie while he was down on the ground and splatted Frank in the face with it as Frank moved in to finish Mark off! Man, Mark was such a sick fuck to do that, but at least Frank got what he deserved and was made the laughing stock of the entire camp.

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Mark H. Providing UD definitions for a snowy day since February 2004.

Eskimo ass pie by Mark H November 3, 2006