ass pick

what I like to call my significant other when he is really really beeing a jerk

you ass pick - did you smoke the last cigarette and use the last piece of toilet paper

by Pitas September 10, 2006

pick ass

V. To be slow or take forever to do something.
N. A person who is slow or takes forever to do something

V. We're in a hurry, so don't pick ass!

N. We're late. Can you be more of a pick ass?

by Jessica April 01, 2004

Send an ass pick to your male friend day

Send an ass pick to your male friend day, is when a female sends a booty picture to a Male friend they feel comfortable around.
This event happens on the 6th of every month.

Female: " Happy Send an ass pick to your male friend day." *sends booty pic*
Male: 0_0
Female: "Enjoy"

by Demented basterd April 05, 2021

Monkey Pick Ass

The phrase was came about when a certain Philadelphia radio star, began acting as a monkey doing an impression of the actor James Mason, just moments after being told that the "Putty-Nosed" Monkey can convey verbal concepts. This is a defensive maneuver to fend off predators.

"Quick here comes the cheetah! Monkey pick ass!"

by James Hoagland June 28, 2007

fake ass pick-me

a bitch who usually fakes adhd and other mental disorder I don't know for sure but they usually has an friend who actually has mental disorders but I have had a friend like this before who used me to make friends, ditched me and made me try and commit su1c!de

omfg she is such a fake ass pick-me she literally faked adhd and ditched me

by jazzie<3 December 18, 2023