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Ass Penguin

a random idea that comes out of know where.
Steve just pulled a penguin out of his ass. (Ass Penguin)
Ass Penguin by gsuusgkenlksjpc October 26, 2011

penguin ass 

a description of one's behind that either
resembles a penguin's behind's shape or movement while walking
As Mancy walks past her friend, Tom, in the store:
Tom: Mancy you have a penguin ass
Mancy: I know

penguin shit ass monger 

1. The people on UD whom actually have no life and they think they are cool because when they put in a defenition for gay, they say people who use the word gay, besides meaning homosexuality, are stupid, ignorant, and prejudiced teenagers. They are also completely wrong, and THEY are the ignorant ones for steiotyping teenagers saying that males say it to up their "masculinity" and teenagers do not say it when they have no other comebacks or things to say, they say it because it is simple and slang. gay is an insult, but just a minor one. gay penguin shit ass mongers often enjoy pandapoopsex and are sometimes even gay themselves.

2. Term made famous by the movie "south park: bigger, longer, and uncut."

Cartman:Go eat penguin shit, you ass monger!
Guy 1-Hey man, that guystanding up as a homosexuality rights activisim is such a gay penguin shit ass monger.

Guy 2-I know man, look at him groping that dudes buttocks...did he just try to shove a finger in?

Guy 1-Man... thats Mr. Flora i think... and Nate

Guy 2- LAWLZ ROFLMFAOWTCIOF

boss ass stoner rastafarian jamaican penguin. 

A fucking self explanatory stuffed penguin that you get that the OC fair. ( only if you are a real one)
Damn , I thought you were joking. I didn't know you had a "Boss Ass Stoner Rastafarian Jamaican penguin."
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026