Matt: Man last night I had the Worst ass faucet ever!
John: Ass faucet? What's that?
Matt: Well you know how water comes out of a faucet...?
John: yeah?....ohhhhhh gross!.
Matt: yeah i'm surprised I didn't keep you up all night.
John: Ass faucet? What's that?
Matt: Well you know how water comes out of a faucet...?
John: yeah?....ohhhhhh gross!.
Matt: yeah i'm surprised I didn't keep you up all night.
by omgpoopmachine January 23, 2009
The act of uncontrollable, watery diarrhea that keeps you from leaving the house all day. A non-stop undesirable bodily function that acts like a running faucet.
"Hey Phil what's up with running to the john all day, don't you have to go to work?"
"Yeah man, I do, I just can't turn off my Faucet Ass."
"Yeah man, I do, I just can't turn off my Faucet Ass."
by Carol L. June 23, 2014
A condition in which the fecal excrement consists mainly of liquid water which can in severe cases lead to dehydration.
That Mexican food gave me a serious case of faucet ass.
Did someone turn the shower on?
--No, thats just Jim and his faucet ass
Did someone turn the shower on?
--No, thats just Jim and his faucet ass
by wankernutz February 7, 2004
When your ass runs like a faucet. Perhaps the worst way to take a poop, it can often burn on the way out, and may vary from a leaky sink to a power washer on max pressure setting in strength.
by Buffalo Souljah April 3, 2008