Lucas: Don't be hating, I have Asperger's.
Yoshi: LOL SELF DIAGNOSE MUCH?
Lucas: NOOOOO. I HAVE ASPERGER'S!
Yoshi: MORE LIKE ASS BURGERS! LOL SEE WHAT I DID THERE?
Yoshi: LOL SELF DIAGNOSE MUCH?
Lucas: NOOOOO. I HAVE ASPERGER'S!
Yoshi: MORE LIKE ASS BURGERS! LOL SEE WHAT I DID THERE?
by TastyRainbows July 14, 2010
by Cecelia Louise February 28, 2015
Ass burger
Attempting to lodge your penis between your legs and placing it in-between your arse crack to give it the appearance of a burger. The penis being the meat and the arse being the buns. This move has become popular at parties and a man that can complete this routine is considered a god... for about 30 seconds until others realize how fucking retarded it is.
Attempting to lodge your penis between your legs and placing it in-between your arse crack to give it the appearance of a burger. The penis being the meat and the arse being the buns. This move has become popular at parties and a man that can complete this routine is considered a god... for about 30 seconds until others realize how fucking retarded it is.
'Holy shit! Michael is attempting the ass burger... for the first time.'
'Russel had just completed the ass burger... but then shit himself'
'Candace attempted the ass burger... but stopped when realizing she had no penis'
'After 8 cum shots, Larry helped Dev complete his ass burger routine'
'Russel had just completed the ass burger... but then shit himself'
'Candace attempted the ass burger... but stopped when realizing she had no penis'
'After 8 cum shots, Larry helped Dev complete his ass burger routine'
by MrMintPlaza June 11, 2009
by Camboni May 14, 2007
When someone eats food and it is not fully digested! This is then shat out and gets stuck in the hair of the ass, leaving dingle berries once it hardens! The ass is then eaten out and this is an ass burger!
by LMFMC FUCKER June 09, 2009
When you're in the middle of taking a shit on the toilet and can't get it all the way out, you're ass cheeks are the "buns", and the middle is the "meat". That makes an Ass Burger.
by nmajor89 February 06, 2016
False self-diagnosis of High-functioning Autism (asperger's syndrome), mostly used by internet-addicted dorks with no social skills as an excuse for the complete failure of everything they attempt in real life.
"That Kevin guy said he doesn't have a girlfriend because of his mental problem restricting his social life"
"Nah, the guy's just got ass burgers, the real reason girls won't touch him is because he never bathes and spends all his free time in his mom's basement playing World of Warcraft."
"Nah, the guy's just got ass burgers, the real reason girls won't touch him is because he never bathes and spends all his free time in his mom's basement playing World of Warcraft."
by harblmonster February 05, 2008