Ass Bomb 

A classification of fart that is so bad that it may very well be a weapon of mass destruction (WMD). Types of Ass Bombs include but are not limited to:

Nuclear Fart- Extremely loud and can fill a room in seconds. If you hear one hide under your desk in the fetal position to minimize bodily harm.

Silent But Deadly (SBD)- As the name suggest, this comes with a silencer. The range is randomized but either way your are screwed. Great for a farting gift.

The Biochem- The best part about this one is it stays in one area at a certain altitude.

The ASSassin- Get it? Ass? Anyway at the expense of only being affective at pointblank, this can clean metal.

Dude 1: Dude I thought we made a truse!!

Dude 2: What are you talking about?

Dude 1: Stop shooting your ass bombs at me!!!!

Ass Bomb by TheTypoPoopcicle May 30, 2009

Ass Bomb 

The latest, greatest craze among Jihadist suicide bombers. Developed by Al Queda, it involves packing your rectal cavity with a pound of plastic explosive + detonator.

That middle eastern guy is walking very slow and looks uncomfortable. He might be packing an ass bomb.

Ass Bomb by JohnnyBunch October 2, 2009

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The act of inserting a tampon soaked in liquor in one's asshole. Ass bombs usually burn or sting upon insertion, and they result in rapid intoxication.

I did a couple of ass bombs and was totally plastered last night.

ass bomb by Luke Starkiller December 6, 2007

Ass Bomb 

The word Ass-Bomb comes from a long fraternity tradition. When your friend passes out, you pull your pants down, and sit your bare ass on his face.

"Hughes just laid a muddy Ass Bomb on John".

Ass Bomb by David Zyck January 26, 2005

ass bomb 

A weapon in which one launches himself into the air with as much trajectory as humanly possible to bring his own body down upon his victim's back/shoulder region in a gravity-powered buttock blow.
Warning: some may die as a result of an ass bomb.

"Haha, Jake, you just received an ass bomb BITCH!"

ass bomb by Josh Danklefsen March 10, 2005

Ass bomb 

An explosive rectal suppository designed to blow someone up from the inside. This literal weapon of ass destruction results in a fatal condition called EBS (explosive bowl syndrome).
-British variation: arse-bomb

Billy: 'He stuck a lump of plastique up your bum, son.'

Serge: 'Ass bomb.'

Ass bomb by shaquille Oatmeal. November 17, 2020

Ass Bomb 

A person on planet Earth whose name is Karly Anne Veith. There's not a lot of those on Earth, but they're very rare because they are ass bombs.

"Yeah, did you hear about the ass bomb I met in the grocery store the other day?"

Ass Bomb by Realest Dictionary Around November 10, 2022