Ass Bread

A long, sticky gooey crap that takes forever to get out of you anus and requires about half a roll of toilet paper to wipe up afterwards (in may even require a re-wipe later). It has the consistency and texture of Play-Doh being pumped out of that extruder thing-a-ma-jig. Ass bread makes you want to never take a shit again. Ass bread is the antithesis of Ass Nuggets and Ass Potatoes.

I was at a bar talking with this really hot chick when I had to take a dump. Wouldn't you know, it turned out to be the worst load of ass bread I've ever had. Why couldn't it have been just a few ass nuggets or potatoes?!I was gone so long when I finally got done she had left. Damn I HATE ass bread!

by Andrew June 16, 2006

Ass Bread

A seasoned loaf of bread shoved in any stuffable meat

What's the stuff come out of the birds ass...ass bread

by Dumpster baby088 November 23, 2018

Dat sexy ass bread

A term used to compliment a chicks ass.

Damnnnnn, Sophia got Dat sexy ass bread.

by UrMumGayYouStupidFaggot March 11, 2019

bread ass nigga

A person who is acting soft
Or thinks they hard but really arent. Being a bitch

You a bread ass nigga for not clapping him

by Real papí chulo January 3, 2014

Fry bread ass

Ebonics for bubble but or fat ass

That girls got a fry bread ass. Daaaaamn!!

by DeffKitten MamaCat November 30, 2019