ass cannon

the ability to target and direct extremely loud flatulence for use as a weapon

Bobby used his ass cannon again to knock that bird out of the tree

by kirby76 February 18, 2010

cannon ass

Another word for something being among all. Greatness beyond recognition. If something appeals to you, then its Cannon Ass.

by Scott McDermott May 29, 2005

When your shitting. And you fart, causing a nugget of shit to be propelled into the toliet at great speed. Often causing a perfect Poseidon's kiss.

Hey Jim. I was taking a shit and I turned into an ass cannon. The whole street heard it.

by TheAssCannon November 19, 2018

When you stick a dildo in your ass and shoot it out at a person like a cannon

Bro my girl and I were f****** last night and she gave me an ass Cannon

by Gvln March 26, 2022

Was a dangerous weapon used in Desert Storm. Banned for the severity of inhumane killing methods.

Ever used an ass cannon before? Whoever uses them usually are asshole.

by Suck Dick Sam May 22, 2015