Asib

A spicy leaf in a forest that doesn't exist. If you eat it, you will obtain the power of God, but then descend to Hell because you ate it in the first place. Satan will be amazed that you ate asib, but will kill you instantly since you're too powerful and shouldn't even exist at that point.
Person 1: Hey, I ate asib.

Person 2: Do you mean acid?

Person 1: Nah dude, I ate asib. Going to Hell, I guess
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Person 2: What the f*ck, are you okay.
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