Ashton Kutcher

an effeminate hippie "stick man" who is bangin an old skank gettin some of them Bruce Willis leave-ins

i wouldn't stick my dick in a bowl of Bruce Willis's man-pudding

by ew goo September 5, 2004

ashton kutcher

A low-talent "actor/model" and ladies man that likes MILFs. From... That 70's Show, Punk'd, and crappy movies.

Ashton Kutcher was scoping out your mom dude.

by deez-nillas September 30, 2003

Ashton Irwin

Drummer and the oldest member of the band 5sos. He is also unanimously daddyaf

Your Friend: Ashton Irwin is my fav 5sos member, omg he's like sooooo cute

by alwaystired2300 April 15, 2019

Ashton Kutcher

verb: To take a service and use/abuse it until it's no fun anymore. To fuck an application until it is dead.

Guy 1: Hey man, I'm on Tumblr now.

Guy 2: Watch out it doesn't get Ashton Kutcher'd. Look at what happened to Twitter.

Guy 1: Damn.

by simon_not_garfunkel April 19, 2009

ashton kutcher

The most overrated guy in showbiz! Whoever gave him a movie deal needs to die!!, and quick before another one comes out!!!!

person 1: hey lets get that new movie with ashton kutcher!

person 2: STOP!!!! that movie is shit!! Just drop it quick and step away!!!

by Ben Goodwin July 12, 2004

Ashton Ralston

The most beautifull girl in the world!! she describes the word beauty! And she is the best friend ever! She's the girl you can talk about anything to! She's the love of my life!! and shes trully the most amazing girl ever!!

ashton ralston= perfect beauty!!

by wc43 November 21, 2010

Ashton nibba

Fat coon with gorilla tits

Look at that Ashton bleh
A very fat man
An Ashton is a faggot
an Ashton nibba is a nugget butt

by Coonpximer February 16, 2019