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Ash-ass  

a chick from England who believes she's the shit and front in everybodies face. She ie similar to an internet gangsta and aol internet gangsta she has make sockpuppets to praise her work on art and fanfiction sites. She is also known as VERY talentless and has taken to stealing other peoples artwork and re-coloring them. Ash-ass also has a tendancy of having "tradgic" stories to tell every week that ranges from family members sick to neighbor dying...This no talented chick is in serious need of mental help and therefore has many internet personalities and different talents!
Sammychan: My grandmother is in the hospital but here's a new picture i draw while in the hospital *picture of an edit*

IceDeath: You didn't draw that its an edit from some anime character ash-ass blanked.

Not-Sammychan: Your just jealous she has better talent that you don't

IceDeath: What? *has no idea what the puppet is talking about*
Ash-ass by IceDeath Shinigami March 14, 2007
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ash your ass 

The act of rubbing one's genitalia ever so roughly that it causes the ass and anus to chafe, resulting in ashy skin.
Hey Blake, Tyler said he wants to ash your ass.
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A celebratory event wherein a lit cigar is put out on a bare ass cheeky one’s friends as a show of camaraderie. Often used to signify great milestones like the birth of one’s child or a wedding.
“What a great bachelor trip! What was your favorite part?”

“Bro it had to be when we Ass-Ashed Mitchell’s left cheek”
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